Ya what da? Some macchi actually shot his/her curious load from point blank range! But whether you’re a macchi caught in the net of perversion or just want to swim down uncharted territory, Amma is here to help you Maccha! So here are a few pointers that should help you point your pointer in the right direction:

1. Attend every party: Every party you are invited to, make it a point to be there. There’s no better social gathering like the intoxicated air of parties that’ll help you net some fishes. To increase your chances you may want to ‘pitch your tent’ at a friend’s house for the night- if you know what I mean?

2. Be good at something- GOOD: Pretty soon you’ll notice that in college, everybody is a somebody. Be it in a society, a newspaper, and some even claim to be Sex Amma! To set yourself apart- don’t rely on skinny pants, aviators and bling. be really good at something and charm the opposite sex with your skills. Do whatever you do best, find a niche for yourself and do your thang with.. what do you call it these days, oh right- SWAG.

3. Do not step on toes: If you want to do the no pants dance right, watch your moves. If you get all up in someone’s place you- creep them out, effectively ruining all chances.

4. Work on looks, AND HYGIENE: If Amma calls you macchi doesn’t mean that you smell like a dead one! Or look like you’re just out of the show Jailed Abroad. Even if you resemble Rajni Sir from real life, try looking like the onscreen Rajni Sir. Mind it!

5.  Don’t set your expectations based on what you’ve seen on TV, in movies or in Sunny Leone’s movies: This is real life, my dearest, here steaming the idlies requires you to let the batter set! Rome wasn’t built in a day, even though coitus connoisseurs will tell you otherwise. Rushing into things doesn’t make it fun, Amma knows this. However, rushing out once the deed is done and dusted has a thrill of its own!

Hope this crash course in sealing the deal helped you, especially the Fuccha boys and girls. Follow Amma regularly through the backwaters or under the sheets and college life should start with a bang- yes, you know what I mean!

“Dear Amma,

I got committed just 7 months back. I’m in a long distance relationship. My GF lives in my hometown and my college is far away from there so we meet only during college holidays.

My GF is quite shy but I still manage to do some ‘sexting’ with her. We haven’t done anything yet other than hugging; I asked her if we could do anything more so she replied that she can’t do anything more than a kiss. I want to something more but on the other hand I’m also quite shy and don’t know how to ask her for a kiss in front of her.

Please give me some advice so that I could try to be more open with her without making her uncomfortable.”

Amma can’t tell you how good it was to read some of your eye popping questions after such a long time. And amidst that, this young macchi, who posed his question in such a nice way, thangkyu da! Yennyway, cracking my knuckles here I am, Amma’s home my chirpy little crickets!

First of all Amma would like to pat  your and your Gurlfriend’s back for overcoming the problem of long distance by adding sum oomph to your texting. Now you know why Amma hates keypads that require 2 hand operation? Tracking back, it is yolso great to see how you have openly talked about how far you want to go physically. Now the problem has arisen because the 2 partners are coming from varying sexual needs. While one wants to rock the boat a little more the other one wants to yennjoi the scenery. THE ANSWER is that give her some time. If the openness in your relationship continues then there will come a time when she will show the same amount of interest in physical commitment as you are showing.

In conclusion, it is nice how you want to be careful where you tread, Amma suggests that you add the spice in limited quantity first, bring her up to the boil and save some spice for when she is steamy and bubbly for it.

LASTLY macchis, you know how much Amma likes to be the trending subject everywhere, that has lead her to create a Twitter handle too, so follow @sex_amma!