Q) Dear Amma, I’m generally a really curious person but when it comes to porn, I can’t stand it. I can read about it, fantasise, and may have gone to second base too, but I Inflatable water slide just cannot watch it. What is my problem and its solution?

A) My spicy, curious Macchi; though a porn-enthusiast herself, Amma wants you to know that this is NO problem! Amma has known many self-doubting little idlis like you who think something is wrong with them. You don’t have to forcefully like anything simply because its mainstream just like Amma isn’t fond of the Mysore Dosa everyone loses their mind over!

Amma likes to believe that each one of you enthusiastic macchis should be able to explore your sexuality in your own way. Know your comfort zone, figure out what you like and takes the heat up for you! And if you are really keen on clearing up your issues with porn, well, try a different genre! Explore your fetishes and fantasies. There’s plenty to blow away the minds of you young vadas and idlis today. Amma is rather feels like over-cooked, burnt rasam in jealousy!

If, instead of this, you wish to completely do away with porn in your life, that’s a perfectly fine choice too. Keep reading, keep fantasizing… If that flares up the heat for you, remember that a delicious fish meal is prepared in numerous ways!

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Q. Recently a new lecturer joined my college and needless to say she is very hot. Now the problem is I can’t help but fantasize about her, even when I am with my girlfriend! And I can never admit this to my girlfriend, what should I do?

A. Aiyyo, little idli, how your question makes Amma nostalgic. Drooling over an attractive professor maybe one of Amma’s best college memories! *winks*

Darling puttu, crushing on a hot professor is nothing uncommon for a crispy dosa such as you; older women have always been one of the most popular fantasies. Amma believes it to be just a phase, which will wear off as the semester progresses.

However, it is not a good idea to tell your girlfriend about the backwaters your mind wanders off to, especially when you two are getting down to business. Some ingredients, in Amma’s experience, are best kept to one self, to be used only for the most exquisite private recipes. In all fairness, a transient phase might hurt the feelings of your girlfriend, and hence Amma advices you not to talk to her and enjoy the added flavour to the rasam while it lasts!

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Q. My girlfriend claims that she misses her vibrator more than she misses me, her boyfriend! Does this mean she doesn’t like what we do anymore?

Ans: You kids and your toys, Ayyio! My buttered dosa, back in Amma’s day, nothing could replace human touch and that still stands true!

If your lady macchi claims she likes the company of her toy more than yours, then you really need to up your game or else the lady macchi might just swim really far away from you. This indicates that your girlfriend is not as satisfied as she used to be and that is well a task that is better suited for you, her boyfriend , and not a battery operated machine.

Amma suggests that the next time you meet your girlfriend, have some new moves up your sleeves. Try mixing some new spices into your dosa making, flirt more than usual, play with her hair, be a tease and just make her feel that she is yearned for. And to really take things to a new level, use her vibrator while you do the deed. This will make her more excited and appreciate you even more. Finally little idli, get dirty and have fun!

Q. Dear Amma, I have dated many people and I have been intimate with them, but I have never experienced anything ‘mind blowing’. Please give me some advice on how to enjoy myself more!

A.Aaah! Curious appums looking to spicing it up are also the most wicked when it comes to the art of dosa making.
You want to experience something so tantalizing that spreads from your fingers to your stomach, touches your skin from the inside and makes you breathless. The first step in achieving this is to be in love with yourself, to be confident about what you want and when you want it. For that, you should know your weak spots which can make you swoon upon the slightest touch of banana leaves, through the ability of self pleasure. That’s right my idli, get ready to fly solo once in a while and it will do you wonders!
That done, next thing you can do is experiment with your preferences and introduce new chutney mixes to go with your dosa. Most importantly, dirty talk! Do not under estimate the power of trash talking your way into bed; it will work as a catalyst to the best of your experiences.
And a special tip right out ofAmma’s book of experience: don’t be afraid to initiate. Believe Amma, if you feel sexy and confident, then your partner will see you exactly as you express yourself to be.And this wisdom works for all you Dosas and Vadas out there struggling to enjoy your mix of chutneys! So don’t just get down to business; experiment, explore and have some fun!

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1. Dear Amma, I love pleasuring myself frequently, does it hurt my body? Or is it harmful in anyway? Also is it normal?

A.Many curious macchis have asked Amma the same question, time and again, about pleasuring oneself, and to answer this for one serves a purpose for many.

My young idlis, masturbation is medically considered to be healthy sexual behaviour and an expression of one’s sexuality for you dosas and vadas, alike. It is also said to increase spice in personal relationships and helps you explore your own body and tastes in the art of dosa making. It is also a normal, fulfilling and safe human activity. And yet some still feel guilty afterwards as our society condemns the act of expressing our desires, as it is supposed to be a ‘hush-hush’ topic, to be practiced behind the veil of secrecy and social bondage.

It greatly pains Amma to say that something as beautiful and pleasant as this is also the most misunderstood by us. So my idlis, there is nothing to be shameful about your own body. But yes respecting our own privacy and that of others is a responsibility each of us share. Hence it is never acceptable to do any such activity compulsively, in public or in any other manner that causes you or people around you any distress. It’s a normal and pleasant thing to do, shunning all stigmas.

Finally, as Amma always says, it is never harmful to have fun and everyone should once in a while experiment with their chutney flavours, just to make your otherwise plain dosa batter a little bit more exciting.

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