Q. My girlfriend claims that she misses her vibrator more than she misses me, her boyfriend! Does this mean she doesn’t like what we do anymore?
Ans: You kids and your toys, Ayyio! My buttered dosa, back in Amma’s day, nothing could replace human touch and that still stands true!
If your lady macchi claims she likes the company of her toy more than yours, then you really need to up your game or else the lady macchi might just swim really far away from you. This indicates that your girlfriend is not as satisfied as she used to be and that is well a task that is better suited for you, her boyfriend , and not a battery operated machine.
Amma suggests that the next time you meet your girlfriend, have some new moves up your sleeves. Try mixing some new spices into your dosa making, flirt more than usual, play with her hair, be a tease and just make her feel that she is yearned for. And to really take things to a new level, use her vibrator while you do the deed. This will make her more excited and appreciate you even more. Finally little idli, get dirty and have fun!
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