1) Televisions in all colleges. Because our poor overworked brain cells need a break from all the studying and no, free yoga classes will not be accepted as a substitute
2) Inclusion of Walking In The Fields, Cheering Basketball Team From The Sides, Socializing and a few others under ECA.
3) Provision for Attendance Banks where nerds with too much attendance are allowed to donate theirs to needy people
4) Stereo systems in all toilets
5) Soft, warm beds with fluffy pillows to be laid out in convenient corners for sleep deprived students
1. For the most consistent bunk-er: For those charitable students who sacrifice their seats in the lecture rooms and…
1) Hoard all your belongings and any other stuff you manage to nick and save it for your after-life…
Ask your parents for stars, Jupiter, an island with coconut trees…etc. and when they refuse, say “You can’t even…
During the week of the Games, if a foreigner beside you feels irritated about dirty surroundings and the tacky…