1) Hoard all your belongings and any other stuff you manage to nick and save it for your after-life
2) Pesky neighbours who steal your parking space? Accidentally-on-purpose crash into their car and say “Woops! But the world is going to end anyway. What’s a dent?”
3) Bunk all your classes and if the teacher questions you about your low attendance, clutch your heart in horror and exclaim, “The world is ending and all you care about is attendance?” Ditto for assignments, projects etc.
4) Procure a spaceship and alien suit from somewhere, adopt an evil laugh and take credit for the end of the world. If you’re low on funds, a long beard and a name that sounds very much like the American president’s might works as well, though…
5) Hide under a blanket in some dark corner of your house and wait
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