1. Kidnap all the polar bears and stuff them into your fridge
2. Give the cattle a strict talk on etiquette and the inappropriateness of farting in public
3. Puncture the tyres of all vehicles in your locality and offer your cycle on rent instead. This way, you save the planet and make money as well. W00t!
4. Save paper, save trees – another wonderful reason to not submit assignments and miss exams (not that we need any, but still)
5. Resuscitate Captain Planet