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Located in a shifty corner of Rohini, having limited accessibility and possessing the dubious address of Bawana Road, which nobody understands, Delhi College of Engineering seems to be completely orphaned from its parent university.
The students who pass out from there get a degree from DU, but have literally no association with it whatsoever. The point that I’m trying to put forward is that DCE gets a raw deal from DU as compared to the rest of the colleges.

When events jointly organized by colleges take place, DCEites are neither informed nor involved. Being a technical institution, it is considered to be far from the mainland, i.e. the North and South campus. Even the U-Special, the university bus service, runs only on one route and only during the morning hours for a college which has a strength of about 2000 students.

When it comes to representation at the student union level, i.e. DUSU elections, DCE seems to have missed the ticket. There is little or no participation from the students, more so because rarely does a DCEite stand for these elections. The campaigning is done half-heartedly, and even the posters are put up as a formality. The students’ union does not pay any attention to the grievances of an institution that churns out about 500 engineers every year.

What everyone who is a part of DU and otherwise needs to realize that besides the numerous colleges in North and South Campus, there are other institutions that are as much a part of it as any other college. Its inclusion in daily workings of the university should not be hampered due to its location or the type of courses it offers.

-Diksha Grover

The field of aviation has been booming expansively with almost 20 lakh jobs expected in this industry, within the next five years.

Apart from the classy uniform and the luxurious lifestyle pilots adapt to and adopt, there is much more to lure you. With a dearth of 5000 pilots in the next five years, this profession is not just about impassioned thrill but also big time money-minting.

Quali-fly-cations

· 10+2 with physics and mathematics (Students without science necessarily have to pass the physics and math exam, privately.)
· Age 16 above for Student Pilot License, Age 17 above for Private Pilot License and compulsorily 18 years and above for Commercial Pilot License.
· Appeared for Class II medical from a DGCA approved doctor. Then applied and cleared Class I medical exam by any of the four Air-force Medical Institutions.
· Need to have studied ground training before applying for a Visa, in order to study aviation abroad.

Recommended Flight schools

In India, The Indira Gandhi Rashtriya Uran Academy (IGRUA), Rae Barelli & Orient Flight School (OFS), Chennai are well-known institutions, under the DGCA. Flying clubs all over India also do offer DGCA flight training. As these flight schools ask for handsome amounts to be paid in installments and easily accept loans, students enjoy the privilege of such institutions in India. However, as compared to flight schools abroad (that do not favor installment payments and are quite reluctant towards loans), Indian institutions take 3 years to finish the 250 hours CPL training which in the U.S. and in Philippines is given to students in a span of 6 months.
*To know more about Indian Flight Schools, visit www.dgca.nic.in*

The Pay-Load

Aviation is a career that involves a 6-18 months training which involves almost 22-25 lakh expenditure in U.K, Australia, Canada and some of the flight schools in America, but more-or-less comes down to 16-18 lakh of immediate payment in America, Philippines, Singapore, Dubai etc.
In India it comes up to 15-20 lakh for a 3 year course of 250 hours of flying.
Banks like SBI have started offering loans called ‘Pilot Program Loans’ and ‘Professional Loans’ which may offer up to 15 lakh after the property mortgage.

Job Prospects

Unlike any other collegiate degree, the Indian license enables a pilot to fly for any airlines- earn and gain the rest of the 1000 hours (while working) in order to become a senior captain on flight. The greater numbers of hours earned by a pilot, the better the chances are of international flying. The co-pilot’s pay package starts from 25 grand to almost a lakh, monthly (depending upon the airline). A senior pilot manages almost 80 grand to 4 lakh per month; an international airline aviator grabs around 8 to15 lakh in a month. Though the license conversion & the Class I Medical are the only two obstacles in the race, but the point is- It’s worth it! All the money you accept as loan, you can easily repay it back in a matter of months!

The only problem that lies behind this profession is monotony. If you’re the kind of person who can sit with auto-piloted machines for hours in a single cabin, still monitoring the controls, still feeling the aerodynamic pressure in your ears, still not wanting a change from the tiring flight and not getting bored- because flying for you is about safety, responsibility & passion…go for it…because it’s you who is wanted the most out there!

-Kriti Gupta

As I stepped out of the plane and into the airport, I was taken aback. Instead of the typical sleek corridors and contemporary architecture with overhead announcements, I was confronted with something else. It was a shack with flowers hanging on the roof. Polynesian women dressed in floral clothes checked our tickets and welcomed us with Aloha and a smile.

Hawaii consists of 5 islands. Because of constant volcanic eruptions and erosion from the sea, it is constantly in evolution. You will find grasslands, mountains, beaches, plains, and all other sorts of topography – all in a very small span of space.

Perhaps what are most enchanting about this place are the people. They truly embody the Hawaiian spirit. Always smiling and friendly, it is a pleasure just to walk on the street and get caught up in its vibe. In fact people would come up to me on the streets and invite me for a luau (an evening feast) or an evening of hula dance. One man even said, “Young girls should not roam around without flowers in their hair� and offered me a plumeria to wear.

One beautiful feature is Hawaiian graffiti. People are environmentally sensitized. So they go through a lot of trouble collecting white coral stones from distant beaches. The newly solidified volcanic lava is black in color. The natives use these white stones against the black ones as an art form.

Because of the constantly evolving nature of the islands, there are several interesting things to see. There are areas where lava flow is visible. And on cold early mornings, large stretches of the plains get covered with steam and fog. Then there are underground caves with lakes inside them. These are called lava tubes. People usually do not go there. So it is important to befriend a native if you’d like to visit these places.

I stayed in Kona which is a quiet town. Here, you ought to primarily laze around the beach and go snorkeling on occasion. One could also visit the black beach (one with black sand present only in Kona).

Honolulu, on the other hand, is a busy town. Driving through the street is like discovering a shopper’s paradise. Every single designer exists in Honolulu. Though lets be honest…I cannot afford Jimmy Choos, et al. So I walked out to the thrift street. Carts after carts filled with anything you could possibly want – dresses, jewellery, Hawaiian handicrafts, etc.

On the second day we took a trip down to Pearl Harbor. One can visit the ship on which the peace treaty with Japan was signed. A strong sense of history overcame me as I walked through the various levels of the ships. The navigation rooms, sailor’s bunk beds and the captain’s cabin are still preserved from that age. It is literally as though one has stepped through the looking glass into an image of history.

I found it rather ironic. The most heinous act of humanity lies preserved in Hawaii – a paradise of beauty and peace. However, the native is Hawaii consider themselves rather separate from the rest of the population. The strong Polynesian traditions still exist. Once in Hawaii, you realize that Aloha is not just a word. It is a way of life. In Hawaiian Language, Aloha stands for hello, goodbye, I love you, I’m having fun, etc. It is an experience. It is a retreat into the lap of nature.

Hawaii in all its natural glory is a must visit!

Facts:

Hawaiian language only has 13 characters i.e. H, W, L, P, K, T, M, N, A, E, I, O, U.

When the natives stepped on the hot lava, they went “AA! AA!� in pain. Today, these solidified rocks are called Aa Aa rocks.

Hawaii has a strong cowboy culture!

The tourism industry is the largest industry in Hawaii. It sustains their economy.



By Aniruddh Ghosal

When you organize a large scale photography competition, you often have to answer questions whose answers you don’t really know. For example one participant mailed in asking us, “If we click somebody’s picture then we need permission for it, but what if we click a body part?”. We quite naturally hadn’t thought of such a question arising. But somehow, a dozen and a half phone calls later we managed to give the participant an equally flummoxing reply about case laws and unique style.

Another email that we recieved was a lot like the previous mail in its ability to confuse your befuddled editor, but thankfully it did not deal with body parts.

Instead it read: “Why do our principals screw up so much?”

Now such an email normally goes hand in hand with a name, college…so on and so forth. But this cryptic reader of ours chose to only reveal the fact that he or she is a Delhi University student.

Nothing more. Absolutely nothing.

My brilliant brain noted the plural that was used and quite emphatically deduced that the messenger was talking about more than one principal in the University. But the question remained– who could it be?

There are certain possibilities though. Principal by day, conjurer by night…this man has the ability to flash doctorate degrees out of absolute emptiness. Our second suspect is often found organizing alumni meets while indulging herself in obsessive & selective construction work on the outside of the college. Our last suspect is said to be half magpie as his ability to seek out shiny objects is second only to his brilliant money retaining skills.

It remains a mystery though. Who could it be. Did our elusive reader refer to all three of the above suspects in the laconic email or were there more suspects that we did not take into account.

The facts are laid out dear readers, we await your conclusions.

Aniruddh Ghosal

– Johnathan Daniel Luther

Imagine this…you’re traveling in the bus and the person sitting in the seat ahead of you opens the window and hacks back his throat, arches his neck and launches a spit missile right out the window! The bus ofcourse is traveling at its usual break neck pace and the aero-dynamics of wind and speed divert part of the glutinous missile back right through your window!!

I apologize, for the disgusting and appalling first paragraph. But it is a fact of physics and our society that makes this an everyday commonplace event for all of us. One can conjure up a thousand and one images of the violent war, Indian men wage with the footpath, the road and the walls, (read public space). Be it a long red paan streaked napalm like fountain or a glob of discolored goo.

The sense of public hygiene and decorum is so minimalist it would almost make the Spartans proud. (although Sparta’s minimalism gave it a place in everyone’s history books and an entry into the English vocabulary that even Athens did not achieve)

It is a common grievance that for men – the world is a public urinal, which is a very degenerative label to those of us men who value the right to basic cleanliness. What leads to this very epic scale battle between spit culture and public hygiene, between men and the footpath, I can’t quite fathom. Little kids barely able to walk straight seem to have caught on to this habit of finding manly expression in deflagrating the sidewalk. Adult males don’t have any qualms in carrying on their war with the battle cry of a “qwack-thooâ€?! And to my utter horror, I have also observed women joining in passionately, in this grand war.

China too has a large, wide and celebrated spit culture, however, the government decided it has to be curbed and imposed fines on Chinese spitters in preparation for the Beijing Olympics of 2008. In the bargain Chinese authorities made a fine fortune (pun intended) to add to their infra-structure in time for the Olympics.

Delhi we all know is to host the 2010 Commonwealth games; to borrow from our trans-Himalayan neighbors doesn’t seem a bad idea at all. However, coming back to the analogy of India’s spit culture. Where does it all begin? There is a faint recollection of old Bollywood movies where the kings and emperors eat paan and have a golden bowl to spit it into that is carried by a servant. Then there is once again the bollywood villain/ ‘lafanga’ who is always chewing a paan and then spits it onto the road for dramatic effect before coming out with his clichéd lines.

I would not solely blame bollywood, but it has promoted certain stereotypes that the lack of education in India has perpetuated and maybe misinterpreted. For example why do the villain and his cronies wear crosses in most Indian films? Or why is the heroine always “fair and lovely�? No doubt the Indian Film Industry has its share of masterpieces. Yet it also drags along with it the dregs of the society. Responsibility lies within the purview of every individual. Responsibility not only to one’s self, but to society, to the city, to the nation. A responsible mass media is the voice of a responsible nation!

Lastly to those great warriors, it would really be nice to find an answer to one very pressing question that presents itself whenever I am unwillingly, lets just say, made a “War Correspondent”.

The question being…how is it that Mother India is a receptacle for your discharges? And why would you still insist on calling her mother if you must subject her to the same? Doesn’t it strike a discord some where in every spitters head?

– Powered by Spectrum at Innova DCE

1. Who when asked as to what she wore in bed, famously replied, “Two drops of Channel No. 5”.
2. “This is a company car!” A famous dialogue said by the driver to James Bond (Roger Moore) during the car chase in Octopussy. Name the car & the driver.
3. A famous haute –couture label was sued in 1999 for selling a lip liner bearing the name ‘Metallica’. Name the label.
4. What is the popular name that Londoners have coined for the Underground, in reference to the cylindrical shape of the system’s deep-bore tunnels?
5. This Hollywood actor is known to shoot for his movies mainly during nights as a fall out of his actual occupation. He is also the brand ambassador of a Swiss watch making company that design chronometers for aviation purposes. Name the actor and the brand.
ANSWERS:
1. Marilyn Monroe
2. The Autorickshaw, Vijay Amritraj
3. Victoria’s secret
4. The Tube
5. John Travolta, Breitling

Eastwind is the first ever music festival in India promoting contemporary original music. Not to forget, the largest as well!

Scheduled to take place from the 22nd to the 24th of February, 2008 at the NSIC Grounds in Delhi, there will be 3 stages present which will have simultaneous performances from 1:00 pm – 10:00 pm. With 60 bands slotted to play over the three days of the festival, this is going to be a music extravaganza! Bands include Indian Ocean, Superfuzz, Pentagram, Them Clones, Menwhopause, Advaita, Bhayanak Mauth, Kryptos, Motherjane, Myndsnare, Skinny Alley, Something Relevant, and Soulmate.

Tickets: Rs 200 for one day. Rs 500 for all 3 days.

Aries
The 11th planet is in your astrology thingie, and looks a lot like a yellow globe. By my powers of divination you are Captain Planet! Oops! I think I’ve got this one messed up. Sorry. Lucky thing is liver; make sure you have one with you in ordinary situations.

Taurus
A sinister ticket conductor will stare at you for not buying a bus ticket. Easy ways to avoid paying is to fake your death. Lucky color is black shroud.

Gemini
Bollywood will be calling this weekend. It will be helpful if you post your phone number all over your web page and email it to all your contacts. Lucky thing is a phone number and an email id.

Cancer
Solitary statues in gardens are not an object for your love. Even though Venus has ditched you this February it is much safer to be with a pet rather than statues of national heroes. Lucky pet is a venomous tarantula.

Leo
Clear skies will be a temptation to look up, but be warned bird shit is in your cards. Attach a high pitch beeping device to your self in order to forewarns the bird that you don’t take shit lightly.

Virgo
Love is on the air. If you are allergic, don’t breathe or get yourself an oxygen mask. Illusions of love can also hit you in the face especially in the form of a Capricorn spurned. Lucky Symbol is BJP Party Lotus.

Libra
The scales are unbalanced so you can get away with mental behavior. Pulling faces at teachers and friends will be accepted as part of your charm. Lucky activity is touching your nose with the tip of your tongue.

Scorpio
Standard procedure for sex determination is a lesson well learned. Lucky object is a magnifying glass. However, it is not advisable to install one on your glasses as that may make movement difficult.

Sagittarius
Frequent rolls in the grass can leave you itchy. Since the influence of Earth will make this unavoidable apply a lot of Itch Guard. Honey will also help in easing bites.

Capricorn
Chocolate is on the cards, so your future looks smudged. For you green will be the color of envy like never before, so make sure you are well prepared to bitch slap the hussy who stole your love interest this valentines. Practising on a younger sibling is advisable. Lucky object is Congress Party Symbol.

Aquarius
Cartoons will be a source of inspiration. DO NOT sniff roses in the near future or nasal implants will become a necessity. Additional danger of hidden bees also seems to be written on the cards. Lucky thing is a huge Red Rose.

Pisces

Little children will attack you between 5 to 6 P.m so be on your guard; Pepper spray should help in getting rid of the pesky hoards. Online dating and other shady activities are ill advised.

These predictions are made by a highly intuitive madman. If any of the following come true…reply and let us know at www.dubeat.com. The madman will then apply for a astrological license.

Inter Department Lawn Tennis Tournament, Ramjas College, D.U.: A Report – Aastha Gupta

With the ATP tournaments round the corner even Delhi University got a taste of the Tennis magic. Ramjas College organized an Inter-Department Lawn Tennis Tournament on 7th February, 2008. It involved tournaments for both men and women. Participation was open for students from all the academic departments of the college. It was held in the lawn tennis clay courts of the college.

It started with the men’s tennis which received overwhelming participation from the departments of History, Political Science, English and B.A (Programme). On the afternoon of 7th February, 2008, the tournament was kick started with a pre-quarter round, followed by the quarters and the semi-final round. The scene was set and eyes fixed on the exciting duels. The court that looked so crowded in the early afternoon, was nearly unoccupied by the evening. It ended with the two strongest players making it to the finals of the tournament.

The final round of this tournament was held on 8th February, 2008. The icy winters failed to shake the determination of the two finalists: Avinash, B.A. (Prog) Final Year, and Paurush, Political Sc.(Hons) IInd Year. From the very beginning, Paurush was leading, with the score of 1-0. But, Avinash was quick enough to bring it upto 1-1. It was a very exciting match as both the players put up a good fight. There was an alternate cheering for Avinash and Paurush by the crowd.
The match had reached its final stage, with a score of 6-6. A tie-breaker round of 10 points was then declared. The players, full of zest and energy, started the round with Paurush taking the lead. Everything seemed to be in the favor of Paurush. But, after the score of 2-6, Avinash retained his form and to everyone’s surprise, covered the mighty gap of 4 points by pulling up his score to 6-6.
The match proceeded in quite an unpredictable manner. After the score of 8-8, there were still no hopes of either of them emerging as a winner. Both the players looked tired yet full of zeal and energy. Although, the players were equally competent, only one of them could have grabbed the first position. The thrilling match ended with Avinash emerging as the winner of the tournament. The final score was 8-10.
Both the players had displayed their excellent skills in the match. The Sports Department of Ramjas College has been keeping up the good work of organizing such tournaments in various sports. Such events boost the morale of the students and provide them with a platform to harness their future in the sporting arena.
Such tournaments help in breaking the monotony of the usual academic routine. Ramjas College believes in grooming and nurturing the talents in students.

Stumped

Making his debut for England against Bangladesh in 2005 Chris Tremlett took two wickets in two balls. On his hat trick ball Mohammad Ashraful defended the ball which bounced on the ground, then actually landed on the stumps but the bails did not fall, and so Tremlett was denied a hat trick.

Sports Potato

Cricket

Commonwealth Bank Series (Australia, India and Sri Lanka)

Tue, Feb 19: India v Sri Lanka (D/N), Adelaide
Fri, Feb 22: Australia v Sri Lanka (D/N, Melbourne
Sun, Feb 24: Australia v India (D/N), Sydney

England Vs. New Zealand

Wed, Feb 20: 4th ODI, Napier
Sat, Feb 23: 5th ODI, Christchurch

Tennis

Feb. 18 – 24
ATP ABN AMRO World Tennis Tournament, Holland
ATP SAP Open, USA

Football – EPL

Saturday, February 23

Newcastle v Man Utd
Birmingham v Arsenal

Sunday, February 24

Blackburn v Bolton

Monday, February 25

Man City v Everton