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  • The Supreme Court has asked the Centre whether it can legalize prostitution, if it is not practically possible to curb the world’s oldest profession with punitive measures.
  • Wednesday, saw huge controversy at the Copenhagen climate summit after a draft by Danish government was leaked.
  • Michael Owen scored a hat-trick on Wednesday to give injury-depleted Manchester United a 3-1 win over Wolfsburg and top spot in Group B of the Champions League.
  • LeT operative David Headley’s cellphone and his Chicago apartment were registered in the names of dead persons and investigations have found that he was leading a double life under directions from the Pakistan-based terror outfit, according to the FBI. Headley changed his name from Daood Gilani in 2006 to further his cover, the FBI said.

Q: So I have my best friend’s birthday party coming up and you know, I’m the
kind who’d never wear a dress because it’s so “pink” and “girly”. But this time
something inside me wants to feel, errr, “pink and girly”. So I’ve bought this
dress and it’s got a deep neck. My friends told me it’s fine and the boys won’t
even stare at me. But you know, it’s deep for me. The larger problem is that I
have zits on my chest and I desperately need to get rid of them. It’s next week!
Help me.

A: Oh so the tom boy finds a suitable extreme away from the uncomfortable
middle space. Let me tell you, I’ve seen girls, who never got out of their ill
fitted jeans and loose sweatshirts, look absolutely stunning in dresses and guys
don’t stare, but ogle at them. So please be inspired and carry that little piece
of clothing very confidently. For the zits, you can use the same spot treatment
you use on your face. But my prior research stated this. I went through bundles
of dust laden books in the library(not), to get you the most viable acne-busting
recipe.
So you need to crush two Aspirin tablets and mix it with water and honey to make a paste. So you need to apply it on the spots and leave it on for 10 minutes before you wash it off. Aspirin has something called a “acetylsalicylic acid” to dry out pimples and. And if nothing else works, just conceal it with an oil-free powder or concealer. Life is not so tough and complicated so don’t make it sound like that.

Am I inspired to wear my black prom dress? Next issue will witness amma in a hot black dress and the drab pink sari will be a token to the garbage collector. No, I’m kidding. You guys just need a reason to get excited. Go Conceal!

Q: I’ve been dating only for about 2 months and I think the time to, “lift my heel off the floor” and “bat my eyelashes endlessly” is coming closer. So I’ve been using excessive amounts of mouthwash everyday and brushing uncountably, but it’s not helping. Is it in my genes? Is bad breath in my genes!? No, it can’t be. It’s too absurd to make it sound like a hereditary problem. What do I do differently?

A: This question is so highly rated that one day my fans will “de-fan” me and follow this. Reason enough for you to believe that you’re not the only one? So now that we’re done convincing you against your solitude, let me put forth the practical solution. YOU NEED TO FLOSS GIRL! Yes, it’s as loud as the font. YOU NEED TO FLOSS, EVERYDAY. This one wasn’t any sober. Flossing is a crucial step and many people conveniently forget about it. Even if you brush and swish with mouthwash, left-over plague still lingers between your teeth. It loves hanging out with you. So hit it hard with a gentle floss and tell it to get lost. Erm, more politely, if you can.

Please remember, the only way to dislodge bad-breath bacteria is with FLOSS.

Ø    This December 7th the world leaders hope to agree on a deal at the UN climate summit in Copenhagen.

Ø    The host country of FIFA World Cup 2010, South Africa will play an opening match against Mexico.

Ø    CAT Crash: The first attempt to take CAT online resulted in an embarrassment with computers crashing at the test centres. Not in their worst dreams did management aspirants imagine that their attempts at the Common Admission Test for entrance into prestigious business schools would become so bizarre, many receiving last minute intimation that their test would be conducted in far off cities.

Ø    Maestro of Madras, A.R. Rehman has been nominated for Grammy’s in two categories.
Ø     Bharti Airtel has slashed roaming charges by 60 per cent.

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By Mehak Batra Delhi Dance fever was a two day gala event organized by Big Dance Center in collaboration with Terpsi chorean Society of HansRaj College. It was a scintillating event that changed the way Delhi swayed and brought momentum to the Delhi dance culture. Day 1 was at the International Youth Center and included a series of workshops that was aimed at enhancing the technique and skills of every dancer present. A panel of esteemed professionals from different genre of dance came for an hour long workshop where they offered their guidance in their respective areas of expertise which included various dance styles like old school hip hop, tutting, contemporary and lyrical jazz. There was also a street dance competition held which registered an impressive participation from the crowd and MAIT were declared the winners. Day 2 was held at Sri Ram Center and was full of enthusiasm and energy as it witnessed the western dance competition which was won by KNC and also the Choreography competition in which HansRaj college’s Terpi Chorean won. The college also won the Twissha Trophy, i.e. the best team award. A thrilling performance was given in tribute to Michael Jackson as well which was met with great excitement. The event was a grand success and a foundation on which Desi Dance culture could take pride in.]]>

Miranda House annual festival – Tempest ’09 started on December 7th, Monday and went on till December 8th Wednesday. It is a 3 day gala affair that was filled with fun and excitement – a youth congregation of above 5000 and with numerous cultural societies hosting innovative events and competitions, students from all over Delhi got an opportunity to display their talent.

Tempest ’09, keeping in mind the spirit of the youth, had a sprightly line-up of performances by some of the leading bands in India. Also, the various departments of the college set up innovative fundraiser stalls consisting of fun, games, food etc.

Highlights :

7th December–DJ night,performances by Spark and Route 3

8th December– Western Dance Competition

9th December–Rock night:performances by FARIDKOT and GROOVE ADDA

Also performing, Jester and Five8

Events to watch out for:

DELHI DANCE FEVER

When: 1st and 2nd December

Where: International Youth Centre, Chanakyapuri and Shri Ram Centre, Safdar Hashmi Marg, respectively

What: Hansraj College’s choreography societies – Terpsi Chorean and Big Dance Centre present Delhi Dance Fever, a mega dance festival. The two day long event includes seminars, workshops, competitions and various other dance based activities. They expect participation from the leading schools and colleges in Dehi and will also be inviting embassies and NGO’s along with the finest dance institutions. Their aim, as they say, is to expose students and young people to different genres and schools of thought related to dance. By expanding people’s horizons, they hope to provide a gateway for young dancers and their future. The event promises to be an absolute treat to dance-lovers and laymen alike so put on your dancing shoes and prepare for the fever!

OBAMA’S POLICIES: OLD WINE, NEW BOTTLE

When: Wednesday, 2nd December, 2:00 pm

Where: Lecture Hall,

Dept. of Political Science,

Faculty of Social Sciences (2ndfloor),

University of Delhi (North Campus)

What: Obama’s Policies: Old Wine, New Bottle is a talk organized by the political science department of Delhi University.  It will be given by prominent figures from around the world, featuring the likes of radical radio journalist and political commentator David Barsamian, the producer of the prize-winning Alternative Radio, Barsamian who has conducted many penetrating interviews of Chomsky, Edward Said and Eqbal Ahmed among various others. The talk will centre on analyzing the national and foreign policies of US President Barrack Obama.

ACT NOW! CLIMATE KE LIYE BAJAO!

When: Saturday, 5th December, 6:00 pm to Sunday, 6th December, 10:00 pm

Where: Qila Rai Pithora, Lado Sarai

What: It is a two day long music concert with a cause. Bigwigs from the Indian music industry like Mohit Chauhan, Indian Ocean, Advaita, Sarangi Funk (featuring Kamal Sabri), Groove Adda, Ankur Tewari and the Ghalat Family, Bandish and Nepali band X-Mantra will come together on one platform to show their support for SEED, India’s youth campaign for climate change. The opening act is a western choreography on environment by Big Dance. The  cause behind this event is to   ask for a fair, ambitious & binding deal at COP15 world climate change negotiations from 7 – 18 Dec, 2009 in Copenhagen regarding the preservation of the Himalayan ecosystem in South Asia.

Tomorrow, it’ll be exactly a year after the gruesome 26/11 attacks on Mumbai.  Hundreds of people were killed and just as many families were changed forever. We cannot alter what has already happened but the least we can do is learn from our mistakes and oversights and make sure that another terror attack doesn’t leave us reeling.

The onus of our safety doesn’t only rest on the government’s shoulders like a lot of us would like to believe, but a major part of the responsibility lies in our hands as well. Security definitely can do with improvement, but so can our attitudes. How safe are we, really? And more importantly, how many of us are truly prepared for what “tighter security” entails? Will any arrangements ever be enough to rid us of the nagging fear that the attacks have embedded in our minds?

A look at what students in Delhi have to say :

Sonali Hasija, Hindu College

” I think we are in a much better position than we were a year back. I haven seen a sudden improvement in the security establishment. installation of the baggage checking machines at metro stations is an example of this. the level of vigilance has increased substantially. We learnt our lesson well on 26/11 and we have learnt to prevent and cope with similar situations. Therefore, I definitely feel safer today than I did a year back.”

According to me, the focus of this debate is utterly problematic and short-sighted. Terrorist attacks don’t happen because of tight or not-so-tight security; they happen for reasons that are far deeper, far more structural. And a metal detector or a hidden camera will not change anything. For the threat of terrorism to really be uprooted, we need to focus on its root causes rather than its overt manifestation- Kriti Budhiraja

M.A student, JNU
Devkanaya Chakraborty, Hindu College, ” I do not feel any safer than I felt a year back. I appreciate the fact that the security measures have increased, with the frisking and baggage-checking machines installed at various places, but they seem really superficial. I really don’t mind being frisked, but I do mind when the woman frisking people doesn’t check me properly. I don’t mind getting my bag checked, but i do mind it when then person looking at the scanner doesn’t seem to care about what is actually going through the machine. I think I can easily sneak in some objectionable item into, say, the metro stations. If  I  think I can, then a person who is intelligent enough and has devious intentions certainly can.”

Preeti Gulati, St. Stephen’s College, “Since there hasn’t been a terrorist attack for a year, there really is no yardstick to measure our security cover. However, this too cannot be attributed to better preventive measures because it’s not like we hear of foiled attempts either. The only one that actually made headlines was the one done by the CIA. However  I do feel that there is a shortage of manpower in security enforcement services. As a result, the security measures aren’t implemented effectively. I do feel safe. But as safe as I did a year ago. this is something i cannot attribute to the security measures though.”

Devika Dutt : Hindu College :See, even though so far there haven’t been any major terrorist strikes since 26/11 doesn’t mean that the terrorists have been unsuccessful. The very fact that they have made us doubt our security and made a lot of people feel unsafe about stepping out of their house speaks volumes about their success. as the basic aim of terrorists is to instill fear in the hearts of people. I mean, people still fear going to crowded places, and not only because of swine flu. People still feel that the police men, women and other security personnel aren’t doing their job properly, even if they might,  thus meaning that the terrorists have in fact, to some extent, succeeded.
Being well aware and being well prepared are two very different things. 26/11 has made India well aware of the threat that constantly stares us in the face. However we are in no way well prepared to tackle the situation. This year we witnessed nothing but diplomatic statements tossed back and forth between India and Pakistan with the US playing referee.
Secondly , Safety for Delhites is a matter of wishful thinking. No one can every really feel safe considering the number of atrocious crimes committed every day. Terror is certainly a big factor contributing to this insecurity but what makes matters worse  is the evident lack of protection and security measures undertaken by the government. When daily crimes go unchecked who will stop terror? As it is with the rate of corruption and two faced nature of the government one has lost faith in the judicial and administration system. There is actually no one to guard the ‘guardians’. Politicians care more about the language that an oath is taken in rather than ensuring that the content of the oath is put in practice.
-2nd Year Student, LSR

“ Yes, India has come a long way in terms of its security background checks and measures. I feel  that we certainly are better equipped to deal with terrorism. As for the question of my sense of personal security , I  safely commute daily   to college via autos and the metro , and find nothing wrong with them  .”

Mehak 1st year student, Hansraj College

Suite 719 is the winter production of Dionysius Productions. This three act play is an adaptation and combination of two plays “Plaza Suite” and “Last of the Red Hot lovers” written by the witty American playwright, Neil Simon. Suite 719 is a comic satire on mid life crisis and it’s not so pleasant effects on marriage. All three acts of the play take place in Suite 719 of the Plaza Hotel in New Delhi. The first act revolves around a not-so-blissfully wed pair of a forgetful homemaker and an egotistic businessman who are revisiting their honeymoon suite to bring the park back into their marriage. The second act is about a smelly-fingered fish restaurant owner’s first attempt in 25 years to cheat on his wife with a sarcastic and intimidating mistress, a woman so cold she needs “gloves to take off her underwear”. The third act introduces a married couples idiosyncrasies on their daughter’s wedding day.

The play, directed by Ankita Mahabir and Rananjay Singh Bhandari, will be presented at LTG Auditorium on Friday, 13th November from 7.30 to 9.00 pm.