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5) Make a paper-plane out of your question paper and aim it at the invigilator

 

4) Say something on the lines of “Save our trees! Stand up against paper wastage!” and stomp out of the examination hall with your nose in the air.

 

3) Spill water over your question paper and ask for another one. Spill water again on it and ask for yet another one. Repeat till you’re kicked out.

 

2) Drown yourself in coffee and lie awake all night. Then fall asleep in the examination hall the next day.

 

1) Stay at home, bunk the exam. Easy peasy.

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Coming in the wake of the California Proposition 8 which abolishes same-sex marriages within the state, Milk is of as much political consequence now as its protagonist was 30 years previously. Directed by Gus Van Sant, Milk is the true story of gay rights leader Harvey Milk who stands for and gets elected to the San Francisco Board of Supervisors in 1977, hence becoming the first openly gay official to be elected to public office. His struggle to reach out to the public and counteract their homophobia until he can carve out this landmark victory for himself is what comprises most of the movie.

  Harvey Milk (Sean Penn) comes to the gay capital of the world, Castro, with his lover Scott Smith (James Franco), a hippie and his first campaign manager. As Milk goes about campaigning, enlisting support and slowly building up a team of loyal supporters around him, one can’t help but be drawn in by his strength of purpose and his dream of emancipation. The movie hence caters not merely to audiences familiar with the politics of the United States in those times or in sympathy with gay rights, but also audiences who appreciate great human endeavour for a cause. Harvey Milk’s drive to achieve what he believes in to the total exclusion of everything else is a trait to be admired, even though it results in many personal tragedies for him. Milk’s success spree can only be put a stop to by his death, a measure his desperate colleague Dan White is finally driven to take. However Dan White (Josh Brolin) too is sensitively portrayed, not as a fiend but as a man pushed to his limit.

  Sean Penn’s Oscar winning performance as Harvey Milk is of course the highlight of the film. He has managed to emulate Milk’s quaint mannerisms to perfection, successfully capturing his great charisma, his indomitable spirit and innate kind heartedness. The performances of the rest of the cast are largely satisfactory and the storyline itself is fluid and engaging, if somewhat slow.

 Overall the movie is a hard hitting depiction of the poignant life and dedicated work of a brilliant though largely forgotten historical figure. While the movie released too late to affect Proposition 8, Sean Penn expressed the hope during his Oscar win that the movie be screened in the White House. This movie is capable of initiating a large scale change in people’s mindset, hence continuing Harvey Milk’s legacy and moving even further towards realizing his dreams.

 

My rating: 2.5/5

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Life of Pi follows the extraordinary survival story of 16-year-old Piscine “Pissing” Patel, or as the protagonist would have it, Pi. The son of a zookeeper, Pi grew up among exotic animals, a fact he comes to be exceedingly grateful for when he finds himself stranded in the Pacific Ocean in a lifeboat with a zebra, hyena, orang-utan and Bengal tiger for company after the ship taking them from Chennai to Canada sinks without a trace. His ordeal lasts for 227 days, almost seven months, in the course of which he loses his family, his shoes, his clothes, his eyesight, even his vegetarianism, but never his unwavering resolve to survive. Religion, in all its myriad forms and Richard Parker, the tiger become his sole means of comfort in the vast lonely ocean. While the tiger depended on Pi for sustenance, Pi clung to Richard Parker as the only thing that separated him from despair and hopelessness.

            Written beautifully, the novel pulls the reader into Piscine’s travails through the blue waters of the Pacific and the fantastical island of carnivorous algae. As the central character, Pi is unlike any other hero. Named after a swimming pool and nicknamed after a number, his overwhelming devotion for God finds expression in his choice of religion – for he is Hindu, Muslim and Christian. He gives us vivid details of his experiences with a tinge of humour and ensures that there is never a dull moment in the story. Though a bit hard to swallow, Life of Pi is an enthralling book and completely deserves the Booker Prize it bagged. A must read!]]>

stephns Friday afternoon was thrown into a slight tizzy in Delhi University’s prestigious St. Stephens College. Sniffer dogs and bomb disposal squads were seen in and around the campus premises after Defence Minister; A.K. Anthony’s son allegedly received a threat to blow up the college, on Thursday. This threat is supposed to have been issued to him by a stranger in the college washroom. Even as the police immediately escorted out the student in question, a thorough search of the entire premises was conducted the very next day, while security personnel checked the identity cards of students entering the college campus. This however yielded nothing and the classes, which had been temporarily suspended, were resumed Even as the curiosity of many students were aroused at no point did the college authorities leave any scope for panic or allow chaos to break out

Even as the principal Reverend Valson Thampu, remained unavailable for comment he is said to have called a student meeting on Friday, where he briefed them about the new security measures that will be henceforth. Amongst these were the daily checking of id cards at the entrance as well as the provision of a telephone number which students could call incase of they saw any suspicious characters in or near the college grounds. However, in this addressal there was no mention whatsoever of the Union minister’s son.

This incident once again serves to remind us of the lackadaisical approach of the varsity authorities when it comes to ensuring adequate safety to its students.

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The very provocative yet intriguingly contradictory title of Joyce Carol Oates’s book grabs eyeballs. I admit this is what made me pick up this one fifty page book in the first place, and the rest of the book did not disappoint. Different in every respect of the word, this thought provoking novella narrates the traumatic turn Teena and her family’s lives take after her brutal gang rape at the hands of a few local hooligans. Explicit, disturbing, and yet heartbreakingly human, right from the start the narrative is skillfully intertwined with the brutal aftermath.

In this story about rage, rape and love, Joyce once again emerges as the master teller of tales about hapless women victimized by men. It highlights the disastrous turn a single day; a single decision can take when Teena Maguire chooses to take a shortcut after watching the Fourth of July fireworks with her daughter. Bethie has to hide within hearing range of her mother being brutally raped and murderously thrashed. What ensues is a fledgling struggle for justice.   Legal justice may elude them but Oates through her brilliantly conceived character of Officer Droomor ensures that poetic justice is delivered in the end

In its very rawness, the book is both compelling and repelling. Oates minces no words in the description of the caustic mind numbing violence that the female protagonists are subjected to. The book itself becomes an attack and critique on the imbecilic misogynists, in whose minds the author is so brilliantly and astonishingly able to project herself. As one critic very appropriately sums it up, “Rape: A love Story, is a diamond-hard dissection of modern mores, it is also the tale of Teena and Bethie’s silent champion – a man who knows the meaning of justice. And love.”

 

 

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getattachmentAn extraordinary film based on an immensely powerful novel of the same name by Alice Walker, The Color Purple is a reflection on the conditions prevailing in the United States in the early 1900s, and the state of African American women in those times. Directed by Steven Spielberg, the film tells the story of Celie Harris (Whoopi Goldberg), a poor African American girl growing up in the Southern United States. Celie is a victim of early abuse, having been twice impregnated by the man she believes to be her father by the age of fourteen. Her children are taken away from her and she is made to marry a local farmer Albert Johnson (Danny Glover) who had had his eyes on her younger sister Nettie. She suffers further abuse, verbal and physical, at the hands of her husband, until she is left a mere silent shadow of a being, devoid of any spirit. The one bright spot in Celie’s life is her sister Nettie who comes to stay with them in order to escape their father’s lasciviousness. However when Nettie rejects Albert’s advances, he forces her to leave by physically throwing her out in what makes a heart wrenching scene, with Celie desperately clinging on to her sister. Nettie leaves, promising to write, but Celie never receives her letters, making her believe that her sister had died. After Nettie’s departure Celie falls further into her pit of despair. Her step-son Harpo marries a vocal, intimidating woman names Sophia (Oprah Winfrey) but when he attempts to lord over her she leaves him, taking her children with her. The sudden reappearance of Alfred’s old lover, Shug Avery (Margaret Avery), is the turning point for Celie, as she finds herself increasingly attracted to Shug. Shug is the one who inspires Celie to throw of her diffidence and recover some of her old spirit. News from her sister further lends Celie strength until she is able to defy Albert and leave together with Shug. After many tumultuous events and emotional scenes the movie ends with Celie’s touching reunion with her children and Nettie and indication of a change of heart in Albert.

The movie is a disturbing revelation of the cruel and brutal treatment meted out to women in a society where they are commoditized. The double subjugation suffered for being a black and a woman is clear in a time when a ‘coloured’ man was treated as sub-human by the whites and a ‘coloured’ woman treated even worse by the men. This is spelled out unerringly in the movie when Alfred screams out to Celie as she drives away from him, “You’re black, you’re poor, you’re ugly, you’re a woman, you’re nothing at all!”

 The movie scarcely follows the plot of the novel, with a large chunk of the original story missing, which includes Nettie’s account of Africa. Moreover the entire issue of lesbianism, which is a major theme in the book, is barely hinted at due to its controversial nature. However in spite of its drawbacks the movie is still one of Spielberg’s finest creations. It is successful in portraying a heart rending account of a woman who learns to fight against injustice and the agents of her suffering. Spectacular performances on the part of the entire cast, flawless direction and a moving story line makes this movie well deserving of its title as a classic.

 

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From humble beginnings, pichkaris have come to define the festival of colours. Holi is never complete without the weight of a water gun tapping at your side as you march along the streets, looking for fresh victims to use your weapon on. Lord Krishna started the trend, playfully spraying the gopis of the village with water from his modest bamboo pichkari. Little did he realise that centuries later, his pranks would spark off a rage, inspiring high-end gizmos still masquerading as pichkaris, but in reality being miniature scientific marvels in themselves.

From simple bamboo squirters, they took on the more advanced form of steel and brass cylinders with a wooden handle that had to be pulled to allow water to enter and then pushed to release it at the intended person. Plastic guns followed. These branched into attractive variants in pretty colours and different sizes and shapes – pink sea horses, blue pistols and green dragons. Within a span of few years, they have evolved into the complex contraptions that we now arm ourselves with every Holi. They come in shapes as diverse as trishools to Spiderman to racing cars, robots and even Pokemon! You can have them with tanks so that you don’t have to scuttle to the bucket every time your pichkari runs out of water. You can opt for more than one nozzle so you can drench all your pesky friends at one go while they’re still taking aim with their technologically challenged water guns. You can choose to have many channels to fill in different colours and watch your friends turn green quite literally.

While you could easily get the best pichkari in the shop for a mere 30 bucks just a few years back, luxury pichkaris of the new age have changed all that. Now, be prepared to shell out a good Rs 200 for a decent pichkari with the essential accessories like a water tank with a capacity of atleast 3 litres and upto Rs500 for a 10-litre tank.

Pichkaris are no more about just plain fun, they are a matter of prestige and pride for the owner, a means to climb up the social ladder among your peers. From a plain little bamboo stick to its present hi-tech form, the pichkari has travelled a long way. Here’s wishing it a long life and hoping that it continues drenching unsuspecting souls every Holi!

 

Its Holi folks! That time of the year again when you get to gorge and nibble on all those mouthwatering sweetmeats and drink to your health. {Ah, if only that was true!}

 

This festive season we’ll talk about the not-so-well known Holi delicacies and where they are conveniently available, without the hassles of licenses, if you know what I mean: P

 

1. Aloo Papads!

To misquote Keats, if Holi comes, can aloo papads be far behind? This is the time our mothers get all too busy with frying potato wafers. They are the standard chips with a desi twist!

Where to find them: your kitchen or your neighbor’s kitchen.

 

2. Bhang laddoos

Now this is a bit of a tradition in the Hindu college hostel, Holi is never complete without    smearing color on each other’s face; albeit after one has taken a bite of these laddoos.

Where to find them- your friendly neighborhood paan wala

 

3. Bhang golgappas

Although a new discovery, these are catching up with the young and sprightly, all too soon!

Where to find them- select street vendors

 

4. Shikanji

Made from squeezing out raw mangoes, this soothing juice is another big hit with one and all. It’s revitalizing and refreshingly good for the system as well.

Where to find it- any juice shop

 

 

 

Leaders For Tomorrow one of DU’s most active student forums organized a 2km run on February the 24th. Commencing from the Vishvavidyalaya metro station the rally passed through Ramjas and Hindu College before concluding at St. Stephens College. The run, which was organized with the aim of sensitizing the youth towards their social responsibility, saw a turnout of over two hundred students. The chief guests of this event were the directors of this organization, well-known journalists Barkha Dutt, Rajdeep Sardesai and Binoy Job, who engaged in an interactive session with the students discoursing with them on topics ranging from journalistic responsibility to politics. The Vice Chancellor of the University, professor Deepak Pental too was part of this discussion. The principal of St. Stephens College, Valson Thampu too pledged his support to the Leaders For Tomorrow Foundation. Flagged off, by Rajdeep Sardesai amidst great euphoria and patriotic songs playing in the background, the rally was cheered throughout its journey. Adding a tinge of hilarity was the rather inappropriate slogan of Simon Go Back raised by one enthusiastic volunteer, which was consequently met by many poorly disguised smiles. The presence of Barkha Dutt at the closing ceremony was one of the major attractions of the march for some. After reminiscing a bit about her own college days at St. Stephens, she patiently answered the questions addressed to her. Her notion of defining youth not in terms of age but progressive ideas drew applause from all present. The Relay was a forerunner of a nationwide signature campaign where young people will be asked to pledge to volunteer towards social causes. These lists of volunteers along with the ‘Action Agenda’ will then be taken to the Prime Minister.

 

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An overwhelmingly large number of teachers of the University of Delhi, Jawaharlal Nehru University, Jamia Milia Islamia and the Rashtriya Sanskrit Vidyapith participated in a Dharna on Wednesday, 25th February, at the Arts Faculty, University of Delhi, in protest of the perilous proposals of the UGC/MHRD and the DUTA/ FEDCUTA leadership’s insensitivity towards them.

As DU Beat had reported in the previous issue, the DUTA and FEDCUTA were on a two-day strike on the 19th and 20th of February, in protest of the UGC’s draft proposal regarding teachers’ working conditions. Amongst other things, the proposal outlines a pyramidical structure of posts with a corresponding division of workload and a point-system of evaluation, based on number of indicators, many of which are indisputably non-academic. For this purpose, internal quality assurance committees would be constituted, giving leeway to the college establishment in deciding whether a teacher is fit for promotion. Finally, the imposition of conditions for re-designating Readers as Associate Professors also created a furore, as it implied that teachers would have to be evaluated twice for posts that are supposed to differ only in nomenclature.

 

Soon after the strike was declared, the UGC issued a clarification stating that the working conditions of teachers were negotiable and that the aforementioned system of evaluation would not apply to those who were promoted to the post of Reader before 2006. Thus, despite the fact that the junior teachers got a raw deal, the official protest, including the demonstration planned for 24th February, was called off.

 

Given that this clarification notice was an attempt at dividing the teachers’ union, it was indeed heart-warming to see an overwhelming number of teachers, both senior and junior, participate in the Dharna on 25th February, with placards saying “Strengthen DUTA”. This demonstration was organized by an informal coalition of teachers within the DUTA, in order to protest against the insensitivity and inaction shown by the DUTA/ FEDCUTA leadership, by betraying the genuine concerns of a sizeable number of teachers.

Their main anxieties included the downgrading of the teaching profession at the entry level, by reducing the Basic Pay of Assistant Professors, arbitrarily increasing the service requirements for promotion to Associate Professor, non- notification of the Academic Allowance as well as the two advance increments for NET. Simply put, this implies a consolidated loss of Rs. 40 lakhs for teachers, spread over the first 14 years of service. Further, teachers also disapproved of the new pension scheme and the point-system of evaluation described above. Details of these are available on the blog www.teachers4dignity.wordpress.com. A memorandum consisting of the reservations expressed by the teachers will be submitted to the MHRD at the earliest.

While it remains to be found how the DUTA/FEDCUTA leadership and the UGC/MHRD respond to teachers’ concerns, it must be highlighted that beyond the nitty-gritty details of the draft proposal and the opposition it has generated, this is an unconcealed attack on the teaching profession, which will ultimately have dire implications on higher education. Given the fact that these legislations are based on assumptions that universalize the lowest common denominator, it would not be far-fetched to argue that they are reflective of a deep-seated suspicion towards the teaching profession. Indeed, as Pratap Bhanu Mehta writes in Indian Express, “Our regulators are so excessively and over-weeningly concerned about rooting out the weeds that they end up killing the flowers as well, leaving a vast barren landscape.”