Humouroscope: June 25th – July 1st, 2014

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Aries: This is the time when you will actually bring about world peace. Go ahead!

Taurus: The stars are conspiring to get you bitten by a dog. He/she may or may not have rabies. We sincerely hope for the best.

Gemini: You will be listening to only cheesy Bollywood songs this week. No “why” and “how”, just will. Be careful you don’t hum ones like Jalebi Bai in front of your crush, that’ll be awkward.

Cancer: Switch off your TV, uninstall Whatsapp and deactivate your Facebook account. Otherwise, you  are likely to get depressed by the FYUP row.

Leo: Your parents will buy you a Malibu beach house. Congratulations!

Virgo: The clouds of misfortune have dispersed. Anything you say or do this week will get you fortune and prosperity.

Libra: For you, the clouds of misfortune have just gathered. However, do not get tensed yet. You can escape them by avoiding World Cup this season.

Scorpio: Mystery intensifies, its hard to say what’ll happen to you. Apologies guys!

Sagittarius: You have still not discovered your potential that could change the world. Hence, somebody else will take the cake now.

Capricorn: Beware of your mother!

Aquarius: You are likely to get famous this summer. Take the first step by  joining the protest against FYUP. Make sure it is ‘aganinst’ if you mean any good for yourself.

Pisces: You share your stars with the legendary Delhi University Vice Chancellor, take care before your life achievements and accomplishments become the memoirs of bygone days, as well.


Journalism has been called the “first rough draft of history”. D.U.B may be termed as the first rough draft of DU history. Freedom to Express.

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