Aries: It’s time to take that trip to the mountains you’ve been saving for. The stars are in your favour now. Go uphills and meditate for some peace.
Taurus: Your parents seem to be in a good mood. Ask them for something and you are likely to get it.
Gemini: People around you are not going to get your sarcasm or idioms in the days to come, so refrain from telling friends you killed two birds with one stone or sh*t hit the fan last night.
Cancer: Happy birthday, except it won’t be so. Nice day to bathe nevertheless. Ciao.
Leo: No time to explain, grab a cactus!
Virgo: Tough time. Tough time.Don’t take your earphones out of your ears this week.
Libra: The bathroom is not a safe place for you to be this summer.
Scorpio: You were the one who wished all the popular teams lose and depart from Brazil! Careful what you wish for, boy. You just might get it all. Beware of the Spain fans, by the way.
Sagittarius: You have the potential to do something that could change the world but you’re not using it, child. Realize what you’re good at and stop procrastinating!
Capricorn: You’ll go to watch the latest Bollywood release Humshakals somehow. May good lord give you strength. Also, No good selfies for you for some time.
Aquarius: You’ll have bad dreams, take care you don’t roll down the bed. You thought this would be funny? You are wrong, here, no good selfies for you too.
Pisces: You’re going to make a lot of new friends in the coming days! Be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then be Batman.
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