Aries: With exams getting closer, you will soon realize that there are almost 5 unknown topics you weren’t aware even existed in the syllabus. This is likely to happen around the midnight before the exam.
Taurus: Your shoelaces are likely to get stuck in the escalator. Beware in malls and Metro stations.
Gemini: You are going to find out that your crush has a crush on you. Enjoy this week.
Cancer: The most beautiful/handsome professor of your college is going to send you a love letter.
Leo:Keep your phone away from your parents. They might discover something you don’t want them to see.
Virgo: Child. You are special. And this time, you are going to top the university. Also, you are stupid enough to believe this, aren’t you?
Libra: If you are planning to cheat on your girlfriend/boyfriend, then please do it after exams. Something bad is likely on the cards.
Scorpio:Avoid having a shower during the exam season. You will score better marks.
Sagittarius: You will receive a letter from one of the PM candidates whose trolls you have been posting on Facebook all this election season, to join their party.
Capricorn: Sunny Leone will WhatsApp you in near future.
Aquarius: You are lucky this week. You are going to get free movie tickets; a date; a car from your parents and a slap if you believe all this.
Pisces: You just need to sleep and sleep more to pass this semester. You will fare well.
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