Aries:Convince your friends for a Thursday show at PVR as a birthday treat. Anything fancier will be unwise and repercussions will be felt in the coming weeks.
Taurus: You’ll reap what you’ve been sowing all these years with your punk and carefree attitude. *police siren*
Gemini: Refrain from downloading TV episodes via Torrents, your internet connection could be subject to a surprise inspection.
Cancer: State of affairs looks fine for you in my crystal ball. Don’t do anything different from what you did last week. In fact, wear the same clothes.
Leo: A good week for Teleshopping! Dial them up and order whatever you like in their commercials. Except for the presenters, I mean. They don’t usually deliver them (yes, I speak from experience).
Virgo: Your love life could either hit a bump or take a leap depending strictly upon your footwear this week. Make good choices.
Libra: Hari mirch ke pakode khaye. Shanti aur samriddhi aayegi. Prerna bhi milegi.
Scorpio: Your parents are going to find out something about you this week. What is it going to be though? Girl? Guy? Grass?
Sagittarius: Feel like you don’t have enough friends? Time to start watching a classic TV series like Game of Thrones or Breaking Bad. Nothing attracts more than knowing what happened in the latest episode.
Capricorn: Is that..what.. why can’t I see your future clearly? Please go have a bath.
Aquarius: Wear your best brands. Cameras are going to engulf you.
Pisces: Keep your excuses ready, someone is going to ask you to transfer Rs.10 to their phone.