Free to dance
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Which DU college do you actually belong to?
1. Which of the following would you prefer your college had?
a. Beautiful Campus and lawns
b. Great Infrastructure- high tech classrooms, etc.
c. Societies that do really well.
d. Super Reputation
2. How do you like to dress up?
a. Impeccably. Have to look my best every day.
b. Don’t really care. Whatever I can get my hand on.
c. PJs. I literally like the right-out-of-bed look
d. All of the above on different days
3. Which is your favourite animal among the following
a. Cats
b. Dogs
c. Rats
d. Monkeys
4. Which is your favourite whacky ritual?
a. Getting thrown in a mud pit during Holi
b. Pagan worship
c. Planting saplings and then watching them die
d. Forcefully being made to participate in sports day reminiscent of school.
5. How do you like to socialize with people from other colleges?
a. We prefer to socialize within college
b. Visiting other colleges at times other than the fests
c. Fests only
d. At a common watering-hole kind of place
6. What is your religious inclination?
a. Christianity
b. Sikhism or sports
c. Pagan
d. Worshipping the general category
7. What would you rather do?
a. Not go to the toilet and hold it in all day
b. Attend assembly everyday
c. Flirt with danger and therefore pigs amidst the swine flu scare
d. Lose weight by going on frequent hunger strikes
Check your answers. Whichever college re-occurs the most is your result.
1. a-LSR, Stephen’s,JMC, IP, Miranda. b-SRCC c- Hindu, KMC, Ramjas, Venky, Hansraj. d-Stephen’s, SRCC, Hindu ,LSR
2. a-LSR b- Hindu, Stephen’s hansraj, kmc, srcc c-venky d-jmc
3. a-Stephen’s b-Hindu c- LSR d- JMC
4. a-Stephen’s b- South campus c-North campus d-off campus
5. a- Stephen’s, JMCc, b-Khalsa c-Hindu d-Stephen’s, d-SRCC
6. a- Venky, Hindu b- Stephen’s, JMC c-Dyal Singh d-LSR
La-Whore
This is a picture of heera mandi , the red light area of Lahore, Pakistan.
The hand indicates where the brothel begins.
Credit: Kriti Gupta
Candid Canvas
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5.Hire a beefy bodyguard and hide behind him at any sign of trouble
4. Chin up, chest out. Strut around like you’re Sylvester Stallone from Rambo and look everyone straight in the eye. You can even nick your little brother’s toy guns and keep twisting them around in your hands cowboy-style for added effect.
3. Hang a camera around your neck. If any seniors approach you, just say you’re there for sight-seeing, get a photo clicked with them and walk off whistling.
2. If you come across any seniors ragging luckless newbies like yourself, just join the seniors, laughing and back-slapping them like you’ve known them all your life. Punch them playfully on the shoulders and drop in suggestions. Soon they’ll be treating you in the college canteen!
1. Get bodypainting done in the colours of your college and merge with the walls to avoid detection
The suspense is finally over as Delhi University released its first cut off list this Thursday. Friday saw thousands of to be DU-ites flocking to the colleges with their documents, marksheets and countless questions. Still perplexed? DU Beat shall entertain all your questions without your having to brave the summer heat.
Our heartiest congratulations to those who have managed to bag the course and college of their choice. To the not so fortunate ones, cheer up for the second and third cut off ( if you are lucky )lists are yet to come. If one is to go by the previous years’ pattern, a considerable drop is indeed a very likely possibility. However , July 1 , when the second list comes out can only prove this to be a certainty.
Good luck,
The DU Beat team
Check out this link for the first cut off list :
http://www.du.ac.in/admissions/2009/ug/ug09/accutoff09.pdf
and these for the second cut off list :