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1) Hoard all your belongings and any other stuff you manage to nick and save it for your after-life

2) Pesky neighbours who steal your parking space? Accidentally-on-purpose crash into their car and say “Woops! But the world is going to end anyway. What’s a dent?”

3) Bunk all your classes and if the teacher questions you about your low attendance, clutch your heart in horror and exclaim, “The world is ending and all you care about is attendance?” Ditto for assignments, projects etc.

4) Procure a spaceship and alien suit from somewhere, adopt an evil laugh and take credit for the end of the world. If you’re low on funds, a long beard and a name that sounds very much like the American president’s might works as well, though…

5) Hide under a blanket in some dark corner of your house and wait

It’s been a year now. But the horrors of that fateful night of 26th November haunt us still. They manifest themselves in the form of the stigmas and the feeling of fear and guilt in the common man which is exemplified in the following account.
Here comes the one to Dadar. It’s vacant. Through the train I try to keep my eyes on the fair boy dressed in a gray suit on the next platform. As the local is about to stop he starts towards the ticket counter. I look at the train and then back at the position. There is a black bag there sans the boy. The shrieking breaks of the local calls all commuters. I start moving towards the second class compartment with my eyes unmoved. I then turn around to look at the ticket counter. Not there. The bag is still there. I can’t locate him. Still walking, I glance at the exit and the PCO. He isn’t there. My eyes panic and my brain raises an alarm and orders me to do the same. But my body does not react as that of a dog trained for 15 years to do the same thing. I send in statements of “oh! Its nothing”, “keep walking and board the local”, “someone may have forgotten it”. I increase my speed after a prolonged blink coupled with an exaggerated sigh. Three steps and a jump. I am in the bogie. I say an underplayed hello to the known faces. And try to get a glimpse of the bag. I can’t, too many people coming in from that gate. The train leaves the station. That boy looked like my officer Bilal Ahmed. Was fair. Wore black. He did not have a mustache. Just the beard. He was looking a bit tensed too. What if the bag had a bomb? What if the boy was a terrorist? Should have I done something? Yes. I should have. Oh no! I feel like getting off the train. The train halts. This is my station. I get off with the rush, and the mechanical feet start doing their work. I reach my office. Put my tiffin under the side table next to the sofa in the visitors’ area and take my cushioned chair outside without wishing anyone. I look in disgust at my Tavor 21. I have not used the rifle ever. I do not know how it is done. ‘It’ – the thing I am paid for. The cushion pinches me today. The rifle points at me. And then comes our manager Mr. Bilal Ahmed along with the same fair boy in the gray suit and the black bag. He is his brother Jamal. Sahib had told me that he would join the bank soon. I look at him and surprisingly I am not surprised. Because the fact remains- Had it been the evening of 26 /11 and not today-had it been Kasab and not JamaI- I would have done nothing.

-Tanmay Dhall

  1. Walk in with a huge pile of flowers and present them to the interviewer with a big smile saying “I just happened to have these lying around at home so I thought I’ll get them for you. Not that I’m hoping for any signs of gratitude in the form of this job, of course!”
  2. Tell the interviewer about your thatched house with holes in the roof which you occupy with your 23 siblings and ailing parents, all of whom are looking to you for sustenance
  3. Stuff a banana up your jacket and keep patting it from time to time. When the interviewer enquires, say “Oh nothing, it’s just my gun. Had to settle a score with a moron who refused to me a job in his company, you see…”
  4. Kidnap the interviewer’s son/daughter and refuse to let them go unless you’re given the job
  5. Take that banana out of your jacket and shoot the rest of the candidates!

The 7th Premchand Memorial International Debate was organized by the Hindu College Debating Society from the 3rd to the 6th of November. The debate consisted of five preliminary rounds, followed by the quarter finals, the semi finals and the final rounds. The themes of the motions debated covered various issues from gender, international relations to debating itself. Prizes worth Rs 85,000 were up for grabs. The lucky winners were as follows:

Best Team- Maanav Kumar and Abhimanyu George, National Law School, Bangalore

Second Best Team- Ananya Kotia and Radhika Saini, Hansraj College

Best Speaker- Vipul Nanda, National Law School, Bangalore

Best Adjudicator- Eeshan Ghosh, National Law School Bangalore

To celebrate the spirit of theatre , Lakshya , the dramatics society of Kamla Nehru college, organised its first ever theatre Festival , Concoction . Held from the 3rd to the fifth of November, it included a range of events like talks and  discussions by eminent theatre personalities as well  as various street  and stage play competitions . A quick look at the winners of these competitions

Street Play:

1. KMC

2. CBS

3. LSR

Stage Play:

Special Mention: “Nirdeshek ki khoj mein”

Best Actors: Rajiv Naresh

Anuja Vaidya

(Both St Stephens) “The Problem”

Best Director: Akash Bhatia (Venky) – for “Melange”

Best Production: “Nine Parts of Desire”

Rebecca M. John is the lawyer defending Kobad Gandhi, allegedly the top leader of CPI (Maoist) who was arrested on the 22nd of September. Shortly after the arrest a storm of violent incidents took place which occupied much media attention and were said to be indicative of the ‘Naxalite Crisis’ in our country. In the midst of all the discussion and debate surrounding these highly charged issues DU Beat brings you a conversation with the fascinating person who’s been given the responsibility of defending the man of the hour.

DUB: What made you decide to take up such a controversial case?

Rebecca: I am a criminal Defense lawyer, it is my job to take up  cases that come to me and defend  people, to the best of my ability. It is  the constitutional right of every citizen to be defended in a Court of Law. I pass no moral judgment on anyone; to me this case is no different from the countless others I have taken up before, so there is no additional pressure.  I was asked  by  Civil Liberties groups to appear for Kobard Ghandy . I took it up as I would have done any other case.  My judgment has never been coloured by public opinion and indeed that should never be an issue for any lawyer who upholds the Constitution and believes in the Rule of Law.

DUB: How do you reconcile yourself to the various ideologies your clients represent? Is it a problem if it clashes with your own?

Rebecca: You don’t have to be friends with your client, just defend their right to a fair trial. Their ideology has nothing to do with the case as long as you uphold their rights. I perform my obligations and I work within the framework of the law and I  sleep with a clear conscience at night. I have taken up many difficult cases and I  deal with them professionally. If the prosecution can prove its case then the person will be punished,  and if they can’t then he is set free and no one should be able to contest his innocence. We are not   some banana republic, in our Constitution we have trials which proceed   with the  presumption that an accused is innocent until proven guilty. Which is why Ajmal Kasab is undergoing   a   trial and has  not been shot dead or lashed at a public stadium before a blood thirsty mob , as some people were suggesting. If he is found guilty he will be dealt with appropriately as mandated by the Law.

An independent Judiciary and a Criminal Justice System which upholds the Rule of Law, is the fundamental basis for a free and fair society, so thank god for Defense lawyers.

DUB: Considering the fact that you work within the law and subscribe to its administration how do you defend someone whose basic ideology consists of overthrowing this administrative system?

Rebecca: There is no evidence to suggest that Kobad Gandhi  is trying to overthrow the government or its administrative system.  How can you say he doesn’t want to work within the system? Why is the middle class so threatened by someone like him? Why is public discourse on the subject influenced by  propaganda and complete ignorance on the subject?   In any case my client has never made any statement supporting violence of any form.

DUB: The Government has decided to launch a military offensive against the Naxals and deploy armed forces in the Naxal hotbeds. What are the legal intricacies involved in employing troops in civilian ground? What are your views on the matter? How can violence on the part of the State be justified?

Rebecca: This is an administrative decision and you need to ask officials from the Home Ministry about the logistics involved in troop deployment.

Personally I  have reservations about Operation Green Hunt since it means that  the Government is hunting down its own people. Who are we declaring war on? What are we declaring war on? Can Naxalism really be wiped out by brute force?  Should the Indian State declare war on its most despairing citizens?  As Himanshu Kumar, a Human Rights Activist in far away Dantewada says, why are all these poor people attracted to an ideology that will end in death?

These  are the most deprived sections of our society and all that they are asking for are   basic  rights, food, water , clothes, health care and  schools and their legitimate right over their land and how do we respond to this criminal neglect of over 60 years ? We ‘hunt’ them down.  I am not justifying  Maoist violence, I abhor all violence, but I do believe the State should consider looking at the cause of the problem before jumping to find hasty solutions. We could all do well to read the Fifth Schedule of the Indian Constitution, that sacred document that protects the rights of tribals over their forests and land!

Atleast now we talking about Adivasis, Dalits and tribals and their state of disempowerment  and destitution , issues we never spoke of even five years ago.

On the other hand the violence perpetrated by the State is really no different from the violence they are supposedly fighting. Take the ridiculous Salva Judum scheme in Chhattisgarh for example, where ordinary citizens are armed and encouraged to engage in violence  in order to fight the Naxals. In these cases the solutions become as much, if not more problematic than the problems they are supposed to resolve.

DUB: There are a lot of students actively demonstrating against the violent means the government plans to utilize over this issue. Any message for students who take these issues to heart?

Rebecca: I  support peaceful protests of any kind. I  have always felt that  people in our country don’t protest enough.  As a whole our society  is reluctant to  protest so if  students are taking up issues and getting interested in events of national importance I am happy because in India there is a complete absence of debate on critical issues and that is inexcusable.

If there is anything we have learnt from our freedom movement, it is that peaceful protests are an effective tool of dissent and are indeed the best way of achieving long term goals!

-As told to Pragya Mukherjee

  1. Ask your parents for stars, Jupiter, an island with coconut trees…etc. and when they refuse, say “You can’t even do this much for me? I hate you!” and bawl
  2. Don’t do your assignment. Tell your teacher you didn’t get time because your Siberian cat wanted her ear to be scratched and you had to monitor the maid who did it
  3. Call Apollo Hospital and tell them to send a doctor immediately with a huge box of anesthesia because you just stubbed your toe and can’t stand the pain
  4. Go to the canteen and ask for a toffee, then hand over a Rs1000 note. When you’re screamed at for change, add some more 1000s and say “No change, man. Just give me the canteen then”
  5. Every time there’s a hint of refusal, stamp your foot and yell “I want, I want, I WANT!”

Events to watch out for this week

Writers on Celluloid – Film & Poetry

Venue : India International Centre

Date: Fri.06 Nov, 09

Time: 18:30

Event description :

Film & Poetry : Khushwant Singh, Director by Suresh Kohli.

Followed by Readings from Closure.  Suresh Kohli will read from his new book of poems written with Kamala Das
Introduction: Dr. Kavita A. Sharma.

Spic Macay Virasat 2009

Venue : New Delhi

Date:04 Nov, 09 – 13 Nov, 09

Event Description

Spic Macay is beginning its Virasat 2009 series in Delhi and all over the country in over 300 cities from August and it will continue till December 2009. In this series, various modules of our rich cultural heritage will be presented in schools and colleges. It will comprise of classical music and dance, folk, crafts, theatre, talks, film classics, workshops and intensives, yoga and meditation, holistic food and walks to heritage sites. About 1000 events will be conducted in India and abroad.

Great maestros who will be performing in this series are Pt. Birju Maharaj, Pt. Shivkumar Sharma, Pt. Vishwamohan Bhatt, Pt. Rajan & Sajan Mishra, Smt. Madhavi Mudgal, Smt. Shovana Narayan, among others.
The St. Stephen’s chapter of SPIC MACAY is  also organising a week-long cultural festival as a part of the Virasat series for the year 2009

TygerTyger! – Book Reading

Venue : Akshara Theatre

Date: Sun.08 Nov, 09

Time: 17:30

Event Description

TygerTyger! – A dramatised book reading based on ATiger for Malgudi by R.K. Narayan.Aksharas new dramatised bookreading, Tyger Tyger, is based on the R.K.Narayans, A Tiger for Malgudi. The final novel of the famous chronicler of Malgudi, Tiger&is both funny and philosophical. It is the story of a tiger, told by the tiger, which, in the context of the sad decimation of the species, is a viewpoint that needs to be heeded.

Great Expectations – Film Screening (1946)

Venue : Habitat World, India Habitat Centre (IHC)

Date: Wed.11 Nov, 09

Time: 19:00

Event Description

Great Expectations – Film (1946). Directed by: David Lean. Based On Novels By Charles Dickens.

The film won critical raves upon release, many of them hailing it as the finest film yet made of a Charles Dickens novel. Great Expectations (1946) was the first of David Lean‘s two adaptations of Dickens classics (Oliver Twist followed in 1948). Lean realised the cinematic potential of the novel more skilfully than his predecessors and most of those that followed him. The result is one of the finest British literary adaptations, and one of the most acclaimed of all British films.
Best of Chinh India Kids Festival 2009

Venue : Habitat World, India Habitat Centre (IHC)

Date: Mon.09 Nov, 09

Time: 19:00

Event Description

Best of Chinh India Kids Festival 2009. A selection of films from around the world on children followed by a SAARC retrospective.

  1. During the week of the Games, if a foreigner beside you feels irritated about dirty surroundings and the tacky smell, shrug, wave a hand in front of your face and say, “I know! Wonder how people live here. I’m new too.”
  2. The most worrying issue is the traffic jams and bottle necks. DUB comes up with a brilliant solution which is sure to be welcomed by all: Closing down all government offices, schools and colleges for the duration of the games to avoid dense traffic on the roads. Now wouldn’t THAT be in the best interest of everyone?
  3. Disguise yourself as a homeless beggar and you will be whisked away by the authorities to some safely hidden spot far away from sight or smell of the games and any mortifying memory of it. Of course the reason you were whisked away in the first place is because you were part of the mortifying sights and smells.
  4. Always ensure there is an obese foreigner sitting in every metro train. That way you’ll have someone to blame each time the metro collapses.
  5. The Commonwealth Games start in October, the same time as the October break. So seize the opportunity and get out of Delhi. Go on a vacation to a galaxy far far away where you can’t possibly be linked to a city called Delhi.

If the fizzled out university elections deflated your spirits, the storm filled intra-college politics ought to give you a new high. Lady Shri Ram College, which made the news the last academic year with their email campaigns organizing corridor blocking dharnas have decided to add a new chapter to DU online politics: Blogging.

A mass email announced the setting up of the LSR political blog: lsrkiawaaz.wordpress.com. The blog is moderated by an anonymous group which calls itself LsrKiAwaaz. The purpose of the blog is apparently to “create a mature ground for political contestations and reasoned discussions on issues that have anything to do with college.” With an invitation extended to students, alumni, professors and principal alike the blog aims at bringling up old allegedly unresolved issues such as inflated café prices, semester system etc. as well as tackling some new ones such as the commercialization and privatization of higher education and the rather politically charged question of whether LSR should join the Delhi University Students Union. The last of the listed issued was one which saw great contention in the form of heated debates and discussions with a number of students demanding an alternate students union or an initiation to DUSU politics. The reason for this demand, according to one comment on the blog, is “not because the university student politics is any better, indeed it is much worse, but because they at least have complete and utter autonomy and can take up student causes without fear, even if they be against college administration”.

With just a single post up the blog has already roused great interest and is sure to see much political action in the near future. In any case it has proved once again how politics is slowly acquiring a whole new quite virtual dimension. The group LsrKiAwaaz quaintly declares as much in its little attempt at self justification:

“We believe that a consolidated effort at re-opening democratic spaces is the need of the hour. And because this space is not easily accessible to us in the real world, LSR KI AWAAZ is an attempt at creating it in the virtual world.”

Some Comments on the Blog:

neha says:

This is amazing. Yes, I do think it’s time that we started debating issues. When was the last time we were allowed to say something without being told that we are being disloyal to college? Sure hope those are not charges made against us this time. Well done guys. Way to go.

TBR says:

We cannot begin to congratulate you for this effort. It
is difficult to start something new. It’s sometimes even tougher to
pick up the pieces left over from a pretty ruthless clamp-down and
start something up again — that requires, often, more courage, more
resilience, for you are working with the knowledge of what
repercussions this might have. As far as TBR was concerned, we knew
things would never be easy or cordial, but we had not anticipated the
extent of the backlash. You witnessed it, experienced it, and have
returned. Hats off to you people.

Ex-Exec says:

[The college authorities] do it because they can, of course. They have the power, and they can therefore, manipulate. However, the fact that they had to resort to such persecution not only exposes the falsity of their outwardly calm, articulate and democratic appearance; it also tells you something about how intensely insecure and hollowed out their control is.

crazyblacklab says:

The problem as I see it is that our own elected union has no power to operate. We apparently have student representatives there to voice our problems and treat us fairly but inevitably they get cowed down by the rather dictatorial college administration.
Take a certain Staff Adviser of the (… …) societies for example who arbitrarily decides on who to send for prestigious inter college competitions without either holding a fair audition or even consulting the society unions. If the student representative in this case who supposedly has complete authority finds herself dictated to by a Staff ‘Adviser’, it shows the small measure of control students are allowed over their own college life.