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Apple’s iPad: A conflict-ridden name

Apple had a ‘lot of talk nineteen to the dozen’ with its new iPad tablet. But it’s not the conversation it wanted. Many women are saying the name evokes gauche associations with feminine hygiene products. The problem is worse for Japanese as they don’t not even have a sound for the “a” in iPad.

Government defends its decision.

Under attack for awarding the Padma Bhushan to hotelier Sant Singh Chatwal, mainly by the BJP as he was chargesheeted by the Central Bureau of Investigation (CBI) in a fraud case, the government has on 27th January defended its decision, saying that there was “nothing adverse on record” against the US-based hotelier and “due diligence” exercise was undertaken before announcing his name for the award. The Congress too on Tuesday had said that the Padma awards should be given to people who enhance the country’s prestige and not to those with a taint.

Scare at Delhi airport after plane goes off radar
bsence of communication between a Kingfisher Airlines flight and the Air Traffic Control (ATC) in New Delhi for about five to seven minutes led to a ‘hijack’ alert at the IGI Airport on 28th evening.

Tony Blair justifies Iraq war

An unabashed Tony Blair defended his decision to join the United States in attacking Iraq, arguing before a panel investigating the war that the September 11, 2001 attacks made the threat of weapons of mass destruction impossible to ignore.

‘Catcher in the Rye’ author J. D. Salinger dies

J.D. Salinger, the legendary author and youth hero whose “The Catcher in the Rye” shocked and inspired a world he increasingly shunned, died on 28th January 2010 at the age of 91.

Salinger died of natural causes at his home on Wednesday, the author’s son, actor Matt Salinger, said in a statement from Salinger’s longtime literary representative, Harold Ober Associates, Inc.

1. For the most consistent bunk-er: For those charitable students who sacrifice their seats in the lecture rooms and choose instead to disperse their pocket money among the poor, underpaid canteen employees. Long live their generous souls!
2. For the slowest canteen service: For those equally wonderful canteen employees who reward our generous souls with stale, half-cooked food that arrives just in time for said students to be forced to miss their class so the food doesn’t go waste.
3. For the most outrageous outfit: For those who got lost on their way to the circus/Fashion Week/zoo and somehow ended up in DU.
4. For the coolest campus pets: Gone are the days of sleek college kitties and loyal campus dogs who substituted soap and water for the used dishes. Say hello to piggies and baboons! Not yet trained to do the dishes, they come to the rescue when all other means of entertainment fail. It’s high time their valuable services got recognition!
5. For the wackiest textbooks: “Cultural Diversity, Linguistic Plurality and Literary Traditions in India” is part of the course for 2nd year B. Com (Hons) students. I think 5 marks should be allotted to the ones who get the name right.

After unsuccessful attempts to get a positive response from the Delhi Metro Rail Corporation regarding the creation of a separate Ladies Special coach in the metro, DUSU representative, Kriti Vadhera has written to female representatives in the parliament, asking them to use their influence to bring about the necessary changes.

She mentioned that there is a huge rush during the peak hours in the morning and evening, which made the Metro ride uncomfortable. The female passengers also faced eve-teasing and sexual harassment while travelling in it. While there are currently only two seats in each compartment reserved for ladies, it is hardly enough and better arrangements need to be made.

Vadhera said that she has already written several times to the Metro Rail authorities concerning the provision of a separate coach for women. Apart from this, she has also written a petition to this effect with the signatures of DU students and will be sending the same to the Metro, but so far there has been no constructive move towards fulfilling this demand.

The letter from DUSU has been sent to many women in positions of power, including Lok Sabha speaker Meera Kumar, UPA chairperson Sonia Gandhi, leader of the Opposition Party Sushma Swaraj , MP Maneka Gandhi, Delhi’s Chief Minister Shiela Dikshit, UP’s Chief Minister Mayawati and Barkha Singh.

The Jaipur Literary festival was where the who’s who of the literati converged from all over the world. Our correspondents, Shraddha Gupta, Janhavi Mittal and Rachita Murali caught up with Alexander McCall Smith, the internationally acclaimed creator of the Ladies’ No. 1 Detective Agency Series. Here’s what he had to say:
Q : Sir, there are a large number of your readers in Delhi University. Among them are a great number of budding writers in the varsity. Do you have any words of advice for them?
A: Oh , well everybody has different things that work for them, however my advice would be that its always best that you write from the heart. Also, its always good that you don’t write too much about yourself (chuckles). The third thing is that one ought to write about things you have some experience about.
Also, it is very important to be persistent for in a profession like writing, one needs to deal with rejection. In fact I would call rejection a part of the training process. So just remember that every single writer has encountered some speed bumps along the road; the trick lies in being able to just carry on. So the trick lies in being persistent.
Jaipur Literary Festival
q. Sir you say that one must not write about oneself, but isn’t there a bit of the writer in his or her book, irrespective of the genre.
A. Certainly, one’s own perspective is always there and it does have an impact on one’s work perhaps sometimes to a greater extent in some and lesser in the others. What is crucial is that the writer needs to be careful about how far their personal opinions influence their work.
Q. Would you mind narrating a single discouraging moment in your literary career that almost made you want to change careers?
A. Well , probably nothing as drastic, but as a writer one really difficult experience is when you have been shortlisted for an award and during the final moments you are waiting with your fingers crossed but the presenter announces someone else’s name. However, you have to be an adult about it. But disappointment to a grown man probably comes as naturally as to a six year old (smiles).

Q.Cliche’d as it may sound, have you ever suffered from a writer’s block?
A. Touch wood, but I haven’t suffered from such a thing as yet. In fact, I am not even sure that such a thing exists. Perhaps, it is another word for depression. Personally, it may even be a state experienced when one doesn’t really have anything to say (laughs again).

Q. Sir you mentioned depression. Is that something intrinsic to a writer’s profession?
No, I wouldn’t say so. In fact I think good humour helps the creative process. While suicide may be a good career move in case you are interested in posthumous critical acclaim. But yes, maybe writers are more sensitive to the suffering in the world. Yes, the world is a difficult place but all writers need not be sad individuals.

Sir, thank you so much for your time. It has been wonderful talking to you.

A Celebration of our Patriotism
Each year, Republic day celebrations are marked by a grand parade in New Delhi, beginning from Raisina Hill, along the Rajpath, and on to the historic Red Fort in the old quarter of the city. It includes many traditional dance troupes, to symbolize the cultural heritage of India. It traditionally ends with a colourful fly-past by Air Force jets in a Tiranga formation. Similar parades are held in the capitals of all the states of India. Different infantry, cavalry and mechanized regiments of the Indian Military march in formation, decked in all their finery and official decorations.
This sumptuously adorned parade obviously entails huge costs. The question one often hears about the parade are generally regarding the need to spend so much of the tax payers money on what seems to be showing off. If we do need to, then why should it happen on such a large scale. In fact, many a time people actually wonder, why have a parade at all!

I would present two arguments in favour of the republic day parade and national festival celebrations alike- Patriotic and Strategic. In the process, I may also ward off seemingly negative economic implications with the more-than-offsetting benefits.

Patriotism is an emotion fast depleting. Otherwise, for extremely rational (read emotionless) thinkers it is also an essential resource that has not been given its due attention. Most activities today can be viewed as economic activities which have money as the primary driving force. The rest have an emotional reasoning to them. A mother looking after her own child and not baby sitting professionally is an example. Celebrating our country, too, can be viewed in the same light. Taking pride in what we are made off is indispensable. And so is showcasing this. It is important for transferring this legacy of pride to our next generation and for demanding respect in world society. As far as the numbers go, most propositions in public policy are based on the premise of a nation loving citizen who would believe in the necessity of the celebration.

Strategically, in the complicated scenario of global politics, shows of strength are closely related to international affairs. For instance- the Chinese national day celebrated in October 2009. Several people would say that we are, unlike China, a peace loving nation and don’t need to showcase are military strength. But one may meet a road accident even if someone else drinks and drives. So a peace loving nation has to maintain a peace keeping force and exhibit it too. We have to understand that a nation, too, is a brand. And shows like these are the basic PR and communication tools for this brand’s management.
Also, the parade is not just about rifles, uniforms and fighter planes. It also includes the felicitation of various civil bravery awards. The mere size of the extravaganza is an incentive enough for the people participating.

Nevertheless, the questions raised by the newly- partly- liberated class of self-proclaimed-theorists originate from a pseudo- intellectual thought process. Its hypocrisy to apply this young modern thought at such a level and not at the level of everyday action where we waste much scarce resources on insignificant convenient activities.

– Tanmay Dhall

Bah, humbug!

Our constitution shall soon turn sixty; but do we still abide by its values and vision, that’s a different matter altogether. ‘Republic Day’, is in effect a grander cousin to the far less extravagant spectacle known as ‘Independence Day’; does that mean we value rules more than freedom? Atrocious as it might sound, it is probably for the better. Absolute anarchy might be the only means to Utopia but only if we become ideal individuals first, which is nothing more than a myth. Anyhow, coming back to the 26th of January, the show shall go on as it always does, duly injected with heavy doses of pomp and glorious symbolism. I believe, symbolism should be limited to art and literature since those are the only times it makes sense. To cut a long story short, do we really need to pump in all that money and time to ‘celebrate’ these various ‘Days’? Days, which apparently symbolize our freedom, patriotism, sovereignty, unity and other noble themes that might come to one’s mind, but do we really care? Even if we do, does it really make sense to put up the same conceited display year after year? Wouldn’t it be rational to dismantle this gargantuan effort and instead direct it towards far more pressing but less glorious tasks?

Tasks such as educating people, improving the standard of living and not letting them starve to death would be a nice place to start. Tasks, which have always been treated with a half-hearted and lackadaisical approach regardless of what our leaders might say, an approach further marred by our inherently corrupt dispositions. A country where thousands die of hunger and illness, a country where thousands sleep without a roof on their heads with no assurance as to whether they would survive the night, a country where women and children are ravaged at any given opportunity, a country still trying to cope with growing basic needs such as infrastructure and communication. Yet, we continue to indulge ourselves, revelling in megalomania and grandeur of the past. Conduct a ceremony if you must, maybe the masses do need these for motivational purposes if nothing else. However, wouldn’t simpler exhibitions suffice in place of the profligate ones that come about each January and August?

Now, this does give us a heartening message regarding our capabilities as a nation; the efficiency displayed on these occasions such that they pass off without any major glitches year after year proves that we could pull off anything that we set our hearts and minds to. However, it also reemphasizes the fact that we as a country have our priorities messed up and the same is evident everywhere around us. The whole nation goes into debate when a ‘VIP’ is made to go through routine procedures such as security checks or when a purported ‘Yogi Maharaj’ decides to enlighten us about anything from homosexuality to the place of women in society. The Bachhans and the Khans continue to haunt the front pages of our dailies, sharing space with the Ambani brothers. Clearly, we still have our feudal tendencies in place, something that altogether belies one of the essential aspects of humanity, one that is echoed by our hallowed constitution as well – that all men are equal. Yes, tell that to the impassive gentleman sitting on the backseat of a Merc, or to the bedraggled beggar tapping on his window at a traffic signal.

We continue to splurge billions on bolstering our defence but do we really need to? The very existence of armies on the face of this planet is enough evidence of man’s stupidity but one must do what they need to in such circumstances, i.e. follow the trend since nobody likes to be pushed around by bullies. However, a balanced approach wouldn’t hurt anyone, considering that our imminent concerns are allotted only a fraction of the expenditure on the latest war technologies. Now, if we were truly an affluent nation, all this wouldn’t have mattered, but the truth is that we aren’t. The sooner we realize it, sooner we can get around to doing something about it. As I hope you would know, India is neither shining nor incredible. It might have the said potential but as long as we continue to live with botched up priorities, this potential shall just remain that, a yawning reassurance.

– Ishan Marvel

Manthan ‘10

Verve, the street play society of Shaheed Sukhdev College of Business Studies (University of Delhi) will be organizing “Manthan-2010”, its annual street play festival from the 23rd of January to the 5th of February. The cavalcade will cover places like the West Gate Mall (Rajouri Garden), PVR Priya, Jantar Mantar and the Faculty of Law. With a vision of inculcating social messages of prime importance in the minds of India’s future denizens, performances will be held in well-known schools like St. Columba’s, Carmel Convent and Montfort, as well as several government schools across the capital.

Although the festival will witness the coming together of more than 15 colleges from across the University, it is heartening to see that none of the colleges will be competing for lucrative prizes, for Manthan is not a competition but an attempt at igniting the dormant humanity in the society. It will begin with an orientation ceremony within the college premises, followed by the first performance at West Gate Mall, on the 23rd of January and will culminate on the 5th of February at Delhi Haat (Pitampura).

Literarti

JMC is back with its literary fest after a long break with Literati 2010 on February 4th. Very obviously, the prime lure for any fest is the cash prizes and so they promise prizes worth Rs.6000! With unconventional events like Spoofs, Haiku writing, Movieatrix, Creative Writing with visual prompts and Weave a Story lined up, the fest sure seems to live up to its theme of dystopia. Participation is invited from teams as well as individuals and the online registration has begun already, so those who intend to attend the fest, hurry! Registration will be open at the venue as well, one hour prior to the event. Other details will soon be confirmed in the days to follow. Registration is to be done at [email protected]. Queries regarding the fest can also be directed to the same address.

– Chavi Kotwal, SRCC “Exams are not a futile exercise. How else would we be assessed? But the pattern of exams should be changed, especially at the school level because exams at the end of the year focus on rote learning to get marks rather than understanding. Therefore all year round assessment is a much better way with focus on application rather than theory. Internal exams are essential since they let us know where we stand, and they are what actually drive most of us to put in the effort to study.” -Aditi Saxena, Hindu College “The vision of an education system should be to inculcate knowledge and power in the younger generation. It should facilitate an all round development. However the vision of the education system in India is merely to impart degrees and make money. The system definitely needs an overhauling to make it a process of total personality development. This should be started at the grassroots level by rethinking the Primary Education System.” -Fern, St. Stephen’s “I am not against internals or mocks per se because they help you evaluate what you have learnt in that one year, but I am also not a fan of the kind of exams we have in DU. In DU you can pass your internals with just two days of study. This doesn’t let us know our subject better since we are too concerned about the marks. Moreover this only leads to a general aversion to exams and hence also to our subject.” -Ira, SRCC “Exams are required to judge how much one has learnt. However, as the system now stands there is too much emphasis on exams. Even though assessment is important, it shouldn’t be the only reason why one should study. Also schools and colleges should set realistic date sheets for exams. Giving no gap in between really does not help.” -Dikshant Bag, Hansraj College “I think all these things just look good on TV. Exams have always been a part and parcel of our lives and these exams just can’t have any other replacement in the Indian Education System at least.” -Parineeta, KNC]]>

1. The more you refuse a job, the more eager they will be to hire you.
2. One can take a road trip to Ladakh in borrowed pants and bridal dress without bothering to stop by a woolens shop on the way. Friends provide the warmth in our lives we suppose.
3. One can offer to ‘invent’ common devices long in existence but still have a professor of engineering disbelieve such appliances can exist. A remote control helicopter or a battery operated inverter anyone? Perhaps someone should offer to invent the wheel now.
4. When gate crashing a wedding, mind your own business and concentrate on the food. Otherwise you may be stuck with your professor for a father-in-law.
5. How to woo a girl? Spill chutney on her fiancé’s shoes. If that doesn’t work steal her watch. If that too fails disappear for a while and then return a mad scientist with multi-billion contracts in tow. The multi-billion part ought to catch her attention.

The B.Com(H) course in Delhi University is one of the most sought after courses by students all over India. However, a small change in the way the examinations are being conducted now has demotivated students who are currently pursuing the course.
Over 3 years, a student writes 24 papers. Most papers are of 75 marks while a few are of 50. Earlier, in the 75 mark papers, 20 marks were for internal assessment while a student wrote a three hour exam for 55 marks. The 50 mark papers consisted of 12 marks for internal assessment and 38 from writing the exam.
With a view to bring parity in the paper between students who attend college and those who opt for distant learning, the university gives common papers to both. This means that students who attend college regularly have to write for 75 marks instead of 55. Their marks then get scaled down to 55. This is very unfair as the duration of the exam remains the same while the students now have to write more for a 75 mark paper, not to mention the effort that goes into submitting assignments and writing an internal exam for the remaining 20 marks. A student who did not wish to be named said, “Earlier we got 3 hours to write for 55 marks and now we have to write for 75! We submit assignments; write internals, so why should we write for an additional 20 marks when they are just going to get scaled down? What is even more frustrating is that apart from this initial scaling down the University often moderates and reduces our marks even further. It’s very discouraging and highly unfair, but no one can do anything about it and we are at the mercy of a tyrannical university”
These strong words simply echo the increasing feeling of dissatisfaction among the students regarding what they consider an unfair examination procedure.

CONGRATULATIONS!

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What Should President Obama do when he comes to India?

RESULTS:

1. Siddharth Upasani
2. Avantika Sukhia
3. Neharika Gupta
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The top 10 entries were judged by:
• Editor in Chief of SPAN
• Minister Counselor for Public Affairs
• Deputy Counselor for Political Affairs
• Diane N Brandt (Cultural Affairs for North India)

WINNING ENTRY:

WHAT SHOULD PRESIDENT OBAMA DO WHEN HE VISITS INDIA?

When President Obama does visit India, the first thing that should be done is to organize a nice and pleasant tour for him. After all, India is such culturally rich and diverse country,and it would be a shame if he was unable to get a glimpse of India’s heritage.

President Obama should be taken to Maharashtra, not to see India’s Manhattan Mumbai, but to see the dry, caked land,caused due to a 3 degree Celsius rise in temperatures.He should be taken to Andhra Pradesh,not to see glorious Hyderabad,but to see farmers’ incomes decreasing even as India’s GDP nears the $1.5 trillion mark.He should be taken to Orissa,not to gaze at breathtaking Puri and Bhubhaneshwar,but to see how India’s flooding areas have more than doubled from 5% to 12%.He should be taken to West Bengal,not to see the colourful festivities of Durga pooja, but to to see how Bangladeshi migrants are flocking at the borders,afraid that their homes will be submerged before they are built.

Not a nice tour,you might say.But if India’s slums can storm the Oscars,why can’t the world’s future move the President?

As a senator,and presidential candidate,Barack Obama had been a revelation,rallying the voice of a whole nation,which did opt for change.Now,as the president of the United States of America,its his decisions which could change the earth’s future.

The destructive effects of climate change are more than just facing us,and have left us gasping for air-literally.The latest Copenhagen talks are approaching sham status.Walkouts have become the latest trend,and sacrifices are only for the heroes.Sadly,there are no heroes amongst us anymore.

Why is it so tough to see that drastic actions have to be taken?And quickly at that.Its lamentable to see that the USA is willing to cut emissions to 17% below 2005 levels-a sorry figure amounting to a dismal 4% below 1990 levels.

The USA, which produces almost a sixth of the world’s greenhouse gasses,had a GDP close to $14.2 trillion in 2008. Sure,the times are bad,the economy is reeling,and unemployment is rising. But what economy will be left when the floods decimate houses,tsunamis massacre the shores,droughts parch our throat,and rising temperatures kill man and beast? There won’t be a stock market to boom or crash,no banks to provide a loan to restart the world;no expansionary policy will be able to propel man out of the trenches of Nature’s recession.And if any economists are left,their precious hindsight will be of little use.

David Hawkins very aptly said-”We change the world not by what we say or do,but as a consequence of what we have become”. Man’s greed can’t be fulfilled anymore,and we need to look inside ourselves,and see what each one of us has become.

So, what should President Obama do when he visits India? He should make us believe that the world has a future. That yes,we can save the world from ourselves. That if given the choice between our children and a vault of gold,we will make the right choice.

-Siddharth Upasani