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Top 5 things that freshers need to know about DU

1. Prepare to have hours of free time. You WILL be having a lot of time on your hands- in between classes, waiting for your friends to come (because you will want to...

Top 5 Ways To Make Up Your Attendance

1) Get a body double to attend classes for you. Going by the fact that you’re facing an acute attendance problem, the teacher will probably not remember your face...

TOP 5 DEMANDS THAT SHOULD BE MADE WHEN UGC COMES A-VISITING

1) Televisions in all colleges. Because our poor overworked brain cells need a break from all the studying and no, free yoga classes will not be accepted as a substitute...

Top 5 Fashion Crimes

1. Furry bags: Bags that look like they will come alive any second and go “woof!” are not cool. They are meant to carry stuff in, not to be used as substitute pets...

Top 5 Awards That Need to be Introduced in DU

1. For the most consistent bunk-er: For those charitable students who sacrifice their seats in the lecture rooms and choose instead to disperse their pocket money among...

Top 5 things we have learnt from the movie 3 Idiots:

1. The more you refuse a job, the more eager they will be to hire you. 2. One can take a road trip to Ladakh in borrowed pants and bridal dress without bothering to stop...

Top 5 Ways to Counter Global Warming

1. Kidnap all the polar bears and stuff them into your fridge 2. Give the cattle a strict talk on etiquette and the inappropriateness of farting in public 3. Puncture...

TOP 5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS

1) Hoard all your belongings and any other stuff you manage to nick and save it for your after-life 2) Pesky neighbours who steal your parking space?...

TOP 5 WAYS TO ACE YOUR PLACEMENT INTERVIEWS

Walk in with a huge pile of flowers and present them to the interviewer with a big smile saying “I just happened to have these lying around at home so I thought I’ll...

TOP 5 WAYS TO BE A BRAT

Ask your parents for stars, Jupiter, an island with coconut trees…etc. and when they refuse, say “You can’t even do this much for me? I hate you!” and bawl...