Bazinga: DU to shift exam timings to midnight

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The University of Delhi in an unprecedented cause of action is contemplating a very crazy idea adhering to the forthcoming semester. As weird as it may sound, the University is thinking to shift the exam time of some the papers to midnight. According to our sources at the University Headquarters, the plan has already been drafted and is awaiting the final signature of the Vice-chancellor.

“We have multitudes of students who appear during the examination time and cause shortage of seats. The classrooms overflow and such gives rise to cheating incidents during the examination. A limited number of supervising faculty adds to the cause”, said Dr. Khopcha Mukherjee, a senior member working at the University Headquarters.

As soon as the news broke out, DU Beat members approached various colleges and asked the students (whom this decree directly affects) on their take on the issue. ‘this is absolutely, pathetic, condemnable, awful, dreadful and what not’, said Satakli Majhi who was so infuriated by such a decision, her mouth had to be stuffed by cotton so as to stop her from abusing in front of the camera. ‘Itni sardi mein university humko maar dega’, said a student from Assam who wished not to be named.

When we asked the University authority on the safety of girls issue during late at night, one of the senior members proudly answered that the issue has been taken care of. ‘All the girls would be provided special university buses and would be escorted by a supervising teacher to their hostels/homes.’
The order is still awaiting the final approval of the VC.

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