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QUESTION

I am 32 year old. I marrey in 2005. Now 2 child here. What I would ask you some question about sex matter.

ANSWER

Before I answer any question of yours mister, I have some of my own. How does a guy be 32, married, have 2 kids AND STILL NOT KNOW ABOUT SEX??!! WHAT DID YOU DO ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT? Play carrom? Aiyyo, the stork doesn’t really bring the kids you know. Has your wife been
“borrowing sugar” from the neighbor a lot lately?

Anyway, about “sex matter”. It’s almost as good as chocolate, except that it will not make cellulite mountains of your hips (yes yes now you know my weakness). Very important too, for the survival of the
species and all that. Bottom line- Do it. For the kids. May Balaji grant you everlasting virility.

QUESTION

Hey Sex Amma. I am desperately crazy about a guy in my college. I have tried many times to seduce him but he is faithful to his girlfriend who is my best friend. But when we are alone he also tries to get naughty with me but stays away in front of his girlfriend. Once I tried to smooch him forcefully and he also got carried away and then he started removing my clothes when I turned him on big time by my passionate smooch and handjob. The moment he undid my bra, his girlfriend came. They broke up few days after that incident and now he asked me out. Should I start a relationship with him? What if he ditches me just like he ditched my best friend? But I want him desperately. What should I do?

ANSWER

WOW. You and your best friend seem to be extremely close. He undid YOUR bra, and your best friend came? I mean WOW. I wish I had a friend who I shared such a connection with. Imagine all the time and effort I’d save.
Seriously though, this guy must be one helluva stud if you “tried to smooch him forcefully”. All I’d say to you is, don’t over-think it. You want him (almost creepily so), your friend doesn’t. Problem solved. Go
for it. Get yours. After all, one of the greatest thinkers of our times said “ye jism pyaar nahi jaanta. Ye sirf jaanta hai bhookh, jism ki bhookh.”

Providing guidance to the students of DU since 2008 on matters of sex, dating and intimacy, Amma is back again this week with her dose of advice. Want to ask Amma a query? Mail it to [email protected].

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