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LEAD MUN 2013 is a three-day Model UN Conference powered by the highest performing local chapter of the world’s largest youth run organisation – AIESEC Delhi University. For first-timers – a Model UN Conference is an academic simulation of the UN which gives the participant a chance to step into the shoes of a diplomat, debate, discuss and resolve pressing global issues.

Why you should participate in LEAD MUN 2013?

Very briefly, it is important for an individual’s development to challenge oneself and leave one’s comfort zone to participate in a conference, representing a nation completely different from their home country. You will gain knowledge, experience, have fun and make friends and memories. The most experienced Executive Board and pressing agendas await you.

Apart from the General Assembly, the Security Council and the Human Rights Council, this year LEAD MUN shall be simulating, for the first time in the history of MUNS, Cripps Mission to India, 1946.

Delegate Applications for LEAD MUN 2013 are now OPEN – You don’t want to miss this! Apply now!

You could leave a message on LEAD MUN’s official Facebook page or mail them at [email protected] and they will help you understand the concept of Model UN.

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Query:
I have no girl friend and I am still a virgin, I don’t want to lose it to a prostitute so please suggest me an idea to get a gal for a good relationship.

regards
Response:
So here we have a hydrophobic macchi boy, who wants to take a dip in the sea. It is nice to hear from you da, especially in today’s times when losing one’s mobile phone is far more disastrous than losing one’s ‘V’. But this audacious otter has thought that Amma is the Grand Kerala Matrimony, who’d suggest a ‘gal’ for him. As much as Amma likes the tingle of stripping down two lonely wires and bringing them close to each other for some electrifying romance, Amma isn’t a matrimony, make some efforts boy!
Fine enough bashing, now listen up, do not feel left out, half of the fishes out there are desperately looking to plug a fishnet, you are not alone. Moreover, many do not like the idea of going to a Prostitute to avail those services. While you may see yourself as a nerdy high school girl afraid to get her nookie nubbed, there are others like you, or at least were- true story, changed my life.
Yennyway, what you need to find yourself is good company of a girl, yes girl NOT ‘gal’ with whom you can physically commit yourself, and vice versa. After that you may yourself be in a position to decide whether you want to be a born again virgin or not, Amma is a fan of that idea!
So don’t go out looking for a chickenhead, wait and keep a lookout for the voluptuous turkey who’s out there for you.
Be sure to tell Amma your Thanksgiving tales!

After the sixth cut-off, the ground around the rocketing cut-offs for admissions into Delhi University has begun to sink in. The initial cut-offs were over-hyped with much media coverage, but here is the other side- you can get into DU even with 33% marks.

Could anyone wonder getting into DU with just 40% marks after the likes of Ram Lal Anand fixing 100% mark for admissions into one of their courses? But, here it is, Kalindi College for Women is offering Sanskrit Honours at 33% for reserved category and 45% for general category students. At the famous Daulat Ram College, Sanskrit Honours is available at 42% for all the reserved category students. Hindi Honours is available at colleges like Deshbandhu and Kalindi at 40% for reserved category students and 50% for general category students.

Besides, courses like Economics honours are available at as low as 45% for students belonging to Scheduled Tribes at Lakshmi Bai College and at 50% for Persons with Disability at Deen Dyal Upadhayaya College and Dyal Singh College(Evening). Mata Sundri College is offering Philosophy Honours at 40% and Political Science Honours at 43% for Persons with disability. Popular courses like Economics and Commerce are also available for general category students at a few colleges with lower cut-offs.

Let’s take a look at last year cut-offs. Geography Honours was available at 50% for OBC category students at Aditi Mahavidyalaya in the seventh cut-off list. Political Science and Philosophy Honours was being offered at 45% for reserved category students at I.P. College for Women in the tenth cut-off. Even, the elite courses like Economic Honours were up for grabs at Kalindi College at 55% for reserved category students in the seventh cut-off.

After the initial rush, colleges usually lower their cut-offs, as they get an idea of the actual number of students seeking admissions. Besides, the colleges do not want their seats to go vacant, so they lower the cut-offs in the succeeding lists, especially for reserved category students. Also, the cut-offs for several off-campus colleges usually go considerably down for most categories after the initial cut-off lists.

With around 47,000 students scoring over 90% in the CBSE 12th examination, there was nothing unexpected about the sky-high cut-offs for DU. But as colleges start enroling students, the high requirements are bound to go down. And for several colleges these ‘lower cut-offs’ are not a part of the ‘media hype’.

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