Humouroscope: July 9th – July 15th, 2014

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Aries: Behold! You are in for a big surprise mid-week. Though over-enthusiastic reactions can turn it into a shock.

Taurus: You are likely to hit the wall. I mean it literally.

Gemini: And you going to be hit on by your crush. Enjoy!

Cancer: You will realise how lucky you are to not be the 2014 batch of  DU when you see the cut off of your course in your college closing at a percentage higher than what it was for you.  As for the new aspirants, long distance travelling is on the cards. Aim for the college farthest from home.

Leo: Rajat Tokas will message you on Facebook. Don’t know who he is?  Go Google him!

Virgo: Next time you travel by bus, you will have an annoying, whiny kid sitting next to you. That is when you will realize you left your earphones at home. Seems like the stars are planning to test your patience.

Libra: If you are on a shopping spree for the new session, you are in for a heart-break. Your most disliked classmate has prettier outfits than you. What can be worse? She has bought an exact same one like yours.

Scorpio: Anything you say this week will be used against you by your mother. Good luck.

Sagittarius: You will lose the pen drive which has all the episodes of your favorite show. It may also contain videos which should not land up with your parents. Be careful as to where you lose it.

Capricorn: Students opting for Economics and Commerce this academic year are likely to suffer from severe mood swings and emotional imbalance. Our condolences are with you!

Aquarius: You have been bestowed with the power to bring rain, It will rain the moment you step out of your house.

Pisces: Your best friend is keeping a secret for you. Take him/her for an ice cream treat and the secret will be revealed.

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