By Olina Banerjee
UPBEAT:
ASI plans to give the Taj Mahal a Multani-Mitti face-lift
That’s not nearly as fun as Mayawati’s Shopping mall. Damn!
Spider man’s marriage annulled after twenty years
That’s only good news as long as that means we won’t have to put up with a red haired, nasal Kirsten Dunst in the next Spiderman movie.
Clowns universally hated by children, says survey
You don’t say. Who likes grinning idiots anyway? Oh wait….America does.
A US biotech firm has announced a genetic test kit that can predict the likelihood of baldness in men
Well that’s brilliant! Couples can now plan their mid-life crises years in advance.
One in twelve US combat troops suffer from trauma
…. And not one of them was called Bush.
DOWNBEAT:
DeGeneres dethrones Oprah as America’s favorite talk show host
Gay woman vs. Black woman. America’s republicans must have shot themselves.
Hillary Clinton would love to be America’s next top model
With all due respect, your husband’s already cheated on you. So this is hardly going to help….
Eklavya out of Oscar’s race
ChUk De India!
Britany Spears wants to convert to Islam
The only thing funnier than this headline is TOI’s absolute insistence that converting to Islam is a mentally deranged thing to do….
Australia has outlawed uranium sales to India because Delhi has not signed the nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty (NPT)
Yeah! First you call one of them a ‘monkey’ and then you expect them to play nice….
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