5. Get everyone to play Big Boss (reminiscent of 1984, perhaps?)
4. Get Amir Khan to make a movie about how awesome your rule would be. That should convince everyone through discussions in newspapers, news channels etc.
3. Pretend to have a highly contagious disease and threaten to sneeze if everyone doesn’t give in to your rule.
2. Use CID to send out subliminal messages like, “Daya, Darwaza todo (to give way to new leadership)” and “Oh God (who has been replaced by
1. Buy Cricket. And make Sachin Tendulkar your puppet PM.
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