1. The more you refuse a job, the more eager they will be to hire you.
2. One can take a road trip to Ladakh in borrowed pants and bridal dress without bothering to stop by a woolens shop on the way. Friends provide the warmth in our lives we suppose.
3. One can offer to ‘invent’ common devices long in existence but still have a professor of engineering disbelieve such appliances can exist. A remote control helicopter or a battery operated inverter anyone? Perhaps someone should offer to invent the wheel now.
4. When gate crashing a wedding, mind your own business and concentrate on the food. Otherwise you may be stuck with your professor for a father-in-law.
5. How to woo a girl? Spill chutney on her fiancé’s shoes. If that doesn’t work steal her watch. If that too fails disappear for a while and then return a mad scientist with multi-billion contracts in tow. The multi-billion part ought to catch her attention.