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Seems like the Delhi University administration has now become accustomed to land in hot waters with their actions, reactions and declarations. In sharp retaliation to the protesting students at Lady Shri Ram College in the wake of a steep rise in food prices, the DU high command yesterday issued a notice to the college authorities.

The notice was in regard to call their cafeteria a canteen like the rest of the university does and not a café.  A similar notice was also issued to St. Stephen’s College, it being the only other Delhi University college with a ‘café’.

While the rise in prices is believed to be an effect of rising gas prices as well as a general inflation in the economy, the notice clearly points at a solution with an ‘as you sow, so you reap’ undertone. “If you want the rates of a college canteen, call it a canteen. Cafes are fancy places, and fancy rates are what you will get”, says Mr. Aaya Ram Gaya Ram, an official from the university.

The students are left with a devil and the deep blue sea situation. While changing their mosaic-walled and cane-chaired cafes to mere canteens would leave them bereft of any and all history of exclusivity, not doing so will leave them bereft of economical meals.

The colleges have been given a short notice of two days to respond to the notice and to do so in the affirmative failing which the University has threatened to withdraw their ‘canteen’ licenses. This move is seen as attempt by to bring about a level of uniformity among the various colleges.

Sources have confirmed that next on the list is to change ‘Hall of Residence’ to the more humble hostel. Great going, DU!

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Delhi University has released its plans for the 2014 admission process. Quite a few changes have been made from last year. With only five cut off lists as compared to the ten lists released last year for the General category, undergraduate admissions at Delhi University for the 2014-15 session will start from June 2. The last date for applications is June 16. The University will release full details of the admission process on Wednesday. 

 Unlike last year, students will be allowed to choose their preference of colleges and there will be no cap on the colleges a candidate can choose. The first cutoff list, as well admissions will start from June 24. As told to Times of India, DU sources said there will be no entrance test for non-professional courses like English and admission will be based on the merit list.

 Admissions to general category candidates may end by July 10, the last day of admissions for the fifth cutoff or earlier based on availability of seats in colleges till the last list. The student is being given the usual three days under each cutoff list to complete the enrollment process in the college.

Candidates will be able to apply for admission both online and offline. There will be no sale of forms in individual colleges, except for those candidates applying under sports and extra curricular activities categories.

The process of admission into Bachelor of Management Studies program is still under work. The possibility of scrapping the usual entrance exam for the course had been reported earlier this year. A committee has been set up to come up with a decision to either maintain the earlier process of admission based on entrance exam, followed by a personal interview or to create a new one. The committee is likely to come up with details by the end of this week.

The ‘Open Day’ sessions will be organised from May 22- 30 in North campus and May 24- 25 in South campus. An Open Day can be visited by aspirant candidates and their parents to clear any uncertainty about the admission process, college and subjects.

Update: For details on more information released by the University for the admission season, click here.

Joint Secretary Raju Rawat and DU teacher Amitav Chakraborty in March this year, the Four Year Undergraduate Program once again came under the scrutiny of the media and organisations like DUTA. The RTI consisted of 7 points including questions regarding the exact number of laptops purchased to be distributed to the FYUP students, the name of the tender finalised for the purchases, and the Budget Head under which the funds for the laptops were taken from. A copy of the RTI can be seen here. The response to the RTI (which can be viewed here) stated that the 62,600 laptops (60,000 for students, 1350 for students of EOC and 1250 for teachers) had been purchased under the Budget Head ‘OBC Grant for University Departments’ and ‘OBC Grants for colleges’. With each laptop costing Rs. 27,565.50 under the MRP, that amounts to a total of Rs. 1,72,56,00,300. The University has since then received flack for apparent misappropriation of funds in order to propagate the FYUP. In a Press Release and letters written to various media houses and newspapers, DU Registrar Alka Sharma pointed out that the OBC Expansion Grant, as declared in 2008, had been allotted for infrastructural facilities, non salary expenditures, IT infrastructure and equipment, and hence the purchase of laptops under it can be termed as ‘legitimate activity’. PRDU Organisations like the Democratic Teacher’s Front and DUTA, have however, have issues statements saying that the allocation of funds from the OBC Grant towards the FYUP laptops still counts as ‘diversion’, because the infrastructural facilities it was meant to be used for “construction of IT-enabled large-sized classrooms, extra Science laboratories and lab equipment, Computer Labs, furniture and faculty rooms”, which the University did not follow, especially last year, which led to infrastructure related problems for the FYUP students.]]>

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In a bid to control the usage of unfair means in the Delhi University semester exams, the DU high command has come up with quite a unique way. If our University insider sources are to be believed, DU has decided to discontinue the practice of letting students take their semester exams in their own respective colleges from now.

The officials are of the view that, students have their way in own colleges and it is comparatively easier for them to take the advantage of unfair means like writing formulas/key points on desks or walls, or maybe carrying of chits. Moreover, the invigilators are college professors, who might have a soft corner for the students of their own institution and might help them with answers or by provision of extra writing time.

“The seriousness, the prestige of an exam is diluted when the exam is conducted in the surroundings the students are accustomed to. Keeping that in mind, and on the models of CBSE’s conduct of class 10th & 12th exams, we hereby propose a change in DU semester exams effective on immediate basis for Semester Exams, May 2014.” said, Mr. Bil Kul Verma,  the Head of Examinations, DU.

According to the new plan to discipline the conduct of exams, all the students will be allotted exam centers in different college of the University, subject to change for every exam. Reportedly, DU has entered into a venture with Indraprastha University, wherein, their students shall take their exams in DU colleges and DU students might have to  go to the campus of I.P. University for the same. Similar talks with officials of Jawaharlal Nehru University are on, however nothing has materialized yet.

The information regarding exam centers would be available on the University website, on the evening before the exam days and shall be accessible after filling in your University roll number and some other details.

Seems like C.B.S.E. has been influencing DU on more than one grounds, as the next plan in pipeline is, conduct of Delhi University semester exams with question papers designed in three different sets, again to minimize the chances of cheating by eliminating discussion and exchange of sheets or question papers.

Brave the change, good luck for exams, DUites!

Disclaimer: Bazinga is DU Beat’s weekly column of almost believable fake news!

Disclaimer: Bazinga is DU Beat’s weekly column of almost believable fake news!

Yes, you probably saw it right! St. Stephens College and Shri Ram College of Commerce have finally given in to the much absurd reforms being brought into India’s top ranked varsity, the Delhi University. According to our sources at SRCC, the authorities had sought an expert panel discussion last week and a subsequent move-out from the aegis of the university was finalised.

The problem and the consequent action is not being seen as a move in haste but a planned event. Both the colleges were already wary of the newly yet naïvely introduced Four Year Undergraduate Programme and had aired their possible move-out last year just after the introduction of this much controversial programme.

After the shocking news, which hit headlines yesterday, reactions are still coming in. A teacher from St. Stephens College who talked to us after we promised anonymity, said, “I have been an admirer of this new concept, FYUP, but the way in which it is being implemented has created an amount of havoc among the students as well as the teachers. Hence, I totally support my college’s move.”  When we asked her, if the college’s future would become uncertain on opting out of DU, she said, “St. Stephens is ranked amongst the best in India, not because of the DU tag, but due to the efforts of college authorities, its teachers and its excellent students, and none of them would go after we move out, hence we will retain our position at the top.”

Another teacher Ms. Rotu Hasta of SRCC said, “The admiration we have received till date is partly because of the college’s own efforts and partly due to Delhi University’s legacy and position. I am unsure if we will be able to survive without the university’s tag.”

Students of both the colleges are facing a dilemma on the same. With some supporting the move and others against it, mixed reactions are being seen. Protest marches have been arranged by the unions of both the colleges who are against the decision. “We will not turn down our protests till the decision is revised. They are putting our future in danger”, said a senior member of St. Stephens’ union.
DU authorities who might be a bit worried as of now, have refused to comment. Though sources tell us that constant phone calls are being made to the authorities of both the colleges through back channels to instigate them to revert the decision. Speculations have it, that a possible retraction of the FYUP has also been offered by DU to both the colleges.  Keep tuned to the latest updates on the same.

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It was a warm and dry afternoon in Delhi and I was carrying Arpita’s copy of One Hundred Years of Solitude in the hope of finishing it either in the library or at Gothic Door. Arpita had her Linguistics test and left for it at three, so Ishan and I planned to head back to his place for some beer. Nothing in the air, or in the university, or on the streets that run wayward across Kamala Nagar told us that hours later, when I would start reading the last pages of the novel at Sonnet’s flat in Vijay Nagar, Gabriel Garcia Marquez would take his last breath thousands of miles away from India.

At Ishan’s place I met with Soumya and asked her if she’d read the novel. It was only after she said yes with an expression on her face as urgent as my own that I told her my queer desire to meet with Marquez, somewhere quiet, if only for five minutes, to weep myself out in front of him. This urge was something she and I quickly recognized in each other, and we spent about half an hour discussing the novel. I don’t remember hers but my favourite character was Amaranta. Every reference which we promptly caught and understood lit up our faces. It was then that I claimed that if I ever took the PhD route, my thesis would be on his work. Ishan was amused. Gabriel Marquez was still alive.

 In the evening I came to Sonnet’s flat in Vijay Nagar. I opened the book again, thinking it was time I finished it, and during the initial couple of breaks that I took from reading, I joked with Sam and Ruma how everything was possible in Marquez’s narratives. That he could successfully twist our notions of time and space. That he could make us believe that an elephant looking for a home in the clouds was perhaps the most obvious occurrence on our planet. That a person could live for four hundred years and still make trips to Macondo in all good health. It was then that Sonnet complained of a certain pungent smell in the room. Sam and I couldn’t sense it at first, but when the new waft of air hit my face with it, I could only remember hospitals.

Half an hour into the novel, I came across this line, “It rained for four years, eleven months, and two days” and found out in the succeeding pages that with an unnerving certainty, the people in the book were waiting for death.

 The winds arrived in Delhi. Since it was getting more and more humid in the room, I went to the balcony to find Vijay Nagar drenched in rain. This poetic coincidence made me smile. I stayed there till the showers were reduced to a more pleasant drizzle. The rain also brought with itself a sudden but welcome drop in the temperature, so instead of continuing with the book, we ended up buffering videos on YouTube. I took that moment to check Facebook, something I wish I had not done. Though, I’m sure there are many who share the same unfortunate wish with me.

It is not really a good feeling— knowing that Gabriel Marquez, that excellent magician of words, whose book I was reading with such admiration passed away when he was being read. People read him and love him for all sorts of reason, but it’s the reassuring voice which always fuses a lively imagination into things which hold us captive in their codes, the intense pursuit of memory and nostalgia when nothing breathes but solitude, and his sublime ability to turn the morbid into wonder, which makes me hopeful for a magical, if not better, future.

Perhaps Heaven is crying over Delhi after meeting with Marquez. The open doors and windows in the flat below are thundering against the walls with such force that even the omnipresent silence of the night no longer seems capable of dispersing the noise into its darkness. There are still some pages left to end this One Hundred Years of Solitude.

Mihir Vatsa.
Mihir is a final year student of M. A. English at Ramjas College.

After numerous petitions to the college authorities, the hostelers of Kirori Mal College (KMC) planned a radical protest by closing the entry gates to college during the peak hours of college lectures. It is reported that the college authorities had abruptly raised the hostel fee by a considerable amount and had passed on the amount given as fee concession for differently abled hostelers to the other residents in the KMC Hostel.

A hosteler reported that the protest or the “dharna” was planned only after pleading with the Warden a number of times. As there was no support from the Warden, the decision was taken to close the gates. At 9:15 am the KMC entry gates were closed and the hostel residents were seen sitting on the floor and protesting. This opposition was lead by M.A. and M.Sc. residents of KMC Hostel. Around 10 am, a few police officials came to stop the protest but their measures were ineffective. The teachers were allowed to enter when one of the senior professors promised to inform the teaching faculty to post-pone the tests and presentations that were to be held that day. After being sneered by the members while entering the college, the Principal decided to call for a meeting. After discussing among themselves, the hostelers finally opened the gates. The follow-up negotiations were done in the Principal’s office, in presence of other college authorities.

Students witnessing this event in the scorching heat entered the college premises at 11:15 am. The silent protest went on till 1:30 pm right outside the Principal’s office. It was decided that a concession of Rs. 2900 should be granted to the hostelers. It was reported that earlier, during a meeting a concession of 1400 rupees had also been given.

The students seemed content with negotiations and they hope that the principal remains true to his word. “Finally, the college authorities have granted a concession towards our hostel accommodation fee appraisal. I hope that they would also look into our other wants – purification of hard water supply and subsidizing electricity”, said Pankaj Kumar, a hosteler.

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Among the host of changes the University administration is implementing for the year 2013-2014 is a Teacher Review System (TRS), which requires students to compulsorily rate their teachers on an annual basis from 1 to 10. The least rated teacher in every college will be dismissed from their job. The guidelines issued by the office of the Vice-Chancellor direct all colleges to conduct this review right after the year-end exams.

Students across the DU campuses are excited about this initiative of the University, for a change. “It will make college like Bigg Boss’ house! I hope my college can add the provision of someone with a baritone announcing the eviction of the least rated teacher on the PA system,” says an enthusiastic first-year student. Another says, “It will be easy to trade good ratings with attendance. Long live the VC!”

We also came across scores of students who were upset they’ll have to attend college now to know their teachers’ names and faces since the review is compulsory.

There is unrest among teachers following this ruling. “It is merely a bargain the University is trying to strike with the students for the autocratic imposition of FYUP, but why are we being the bali-ka-bakra?” cries a teacher.

Meanwhile, dramatics societies of colleges have started adopting this issue for their upcoming plays. A writer from a well-known college’s dramatics society tells us, “Plays on patriarchy depicting why and how it needs to be eradicated are becoming stale, but this issue acts like a perfect replacement. It’s essentially the same thing but it’s more relevant in today’s times.”

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“Peace will not come through prayers, peace will come through action,” said His Holiness the Dalai Lama who graced the 88th Annual Day of Shri Ram College of Commerce (SRCC) with his presence. The event was held on 24th March 2014 in the sports complex of the college.

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Aarohan – the Indian music society of SRCC

The event commenced with the auspicious Saraswati Vandana, sung by the members of Aarohan – the Indian music society of SRCC. This was followed by His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama’s address  in which he spoke about elements such as the importance of education, peace, correct thinking and being the part of the community. Talking of the importance of all community, he stated “ Community is the basis of all life.” Reiterating the age old belief, he also said, “A healthy mind is a very important metaphor for a healthy body.”

His casual remarks about his English not being up to the mark had the students giggling at his sweet candor. His speech was followed by a question and answer round where the award winners were given a chance to ask His Holiness their questions. Questions of varied themes were became the part of the discussion including the college president Seerat Gupta asking, “What according to you is the most simple and effective act of compassion?”

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Principal Dr. P.C. Jain delivered a short speech and then the much awaited prize distribution ceremony commenced. Apart from the position holders from all the courses of the college, college alumni were given certificates for appreciation as well. Awards like “all rounder of the year” and various medals were given to achievers in the field of academics, extra curricular and organizing events. The best English Debater award was given to Harsh Jain, a third year student. The award for exceptional organisation of events and conferences was received by the President of the college, Seerat Gupta.

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