We are in a confusing stage in our lives where sexual problems are perplexing enough and often we find ourselves in dire need of advice. We see it is never easy to open up about such problems to friends or anyone for that matter. College is tricky and students rarely find balancing college and personal life to be a simple task. For years the fate of DU students was full of struggle with no ray of light to guide them. That was all until Sex Amma came. With her easy knowledge of all the ‘masaaledar’ things and firm understanding of her idlis and dosas, Sex Amma changed college life for many. People face such problems all the time and who better to drive away all the confusion than Sex Amma! Our readers have been demanding to see more of Sex Amma saying they couldn’t get enough of her. DU Beat has thus decided to go a step further in making Sex Amma available to our beloved followers. A personal Sex Amma helpline number will be made available soon! In a few weeks you will be able to call up Amma herself and find the answer to all your problems through phone! The number is scheduled to go up on the website so keep checking.
Caller IDs will remain anonymous of course, so you can relax about anyone finding out exactly who calls. Rest is easy. Just call and get free advice. The helpline will be open five days a weeks from 12 noon to evening 6 pm. Standard call rates apply. Keep following and remember to keep checking the website!
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