Recognising the effort teachers put in all through the year, the DU administration has decided to celebrate Teachers’ Day on a high and ‘beachy’ note. The varsity has gifted all its teachers a week-long trip to Goa commencing on Tuesday, as a result of which classes will remain suspended.
While most teachers welcomed the present, there were few who were apprehensive about the choice of location. “I would prefer Haridwar anyday. Hari om..” said a Sanskrit teacher.
Rumour is that teachers have asked their students to conduct a class explaining the things they should know before visiting Goa. “I’ve heard people ride bikes all day wearing nothing on their upper bodies. Had I known earlier, I would’ve joined a gym,” said a teacher in the canteen. Some teachers were also requesting a Russian language teacher to teach them a few sentences, in an attempt to enjoy the trip to the fullest.
Reportedly, a group of students cancelled their long-planned trip to Goa after they learnt of DU’s move. “What a scene that would’ve been!” sighed one of them. The group suffered a loss of Rs.10,000.
Studens have welcomed this one week long break with gusto. While some are rejoicing, others are asking their teachers to bring back bracelets and seashells as souvenirs.
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