Top 5 ways of Taking Over India
5. Get everyone to play Big Boss (reminiscent of 1984, perhaps?) 4. Get Amir Khan to make a movie about how awesome your rule would be. That should convince everyone through discussions in newspapers, news channels etc. 3. Pretend to have a highly contagious disease and threaten to sneeze if everyone doesn’t give in to...
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Gayatri Sikka Bsc.Hons Mathematics 2nd year Lady Shri Ram College for Women.
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Simren Singh B.A Programme 2nd year Lady Shriram College for women
Top 5: Friendships That Should Have Been
5. Silvio Berlusconi and Bill Clinton: for their common taste in ‘other friends’. 4. Kashmira Shah and Madonna: So that they can both act their age. 3. Wile E. Coyote and Sylvester: They never ever seem to catch their prey. 2. Kylie Minogue and Akshay Kumar: because we just can’t take them seriously after jiggy-wiggy....
News at a Glance
1. DU revamps website For those who’ve been DU students for a while would know the drastic change brought about in the revamped and improvised website of DU. The students joining university for this year are warmly welcomed by a new and fresh look of the Delhi University website- www.du.ac.in. Till the last academic year,...
Friendship Day
Friendship Day is special to all of us, or at least friendship is. The DUB writers all got together to bring to you some of the most memorable sitcoms, characters, movies that celebrate friendship. Beaches If you’ve heard Bette Midler’s unforgettable ‘Wind Beneath My Wings’, Beaches is where it came from. The story talks of...
Mission Accommodation
‘Mission Admission’ may have been successfully completed, but the new inductees into Delhi University from out of town face another hurdle this year: ‘Mission Accommodation’. The Commonwealth Games are proving to be an expensive affair, not just for the government, but also for out-station students with the leasing out of college hostel rooms. This has...
Top 5 things that freshers need to know about DU
1. Prepare to have hours of free time. You WILL be having a lot of time on your hands- in between classes, waiting for your friends to come (because you will want to travel in packs), waiting for the lecture to begin, and then praying for the lecturer to leave! 2. Choose your friends carefully,...
Top 5 Ways To Make Up Your Attendance
1) Get a body double to attend classes for you. Going by the fact that you’re facing an acute attendance problem, the teacher will probably not remember your face anyway 2) Record your voice saying “present ma’am/ sir!” and ask your friend to play it whenever needed 3) Submit a medical explaining how it’s impossible...
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