5) Make a paper-plane out of your question paper and aim it at the invigilator
4) Say something on the lines of “Save our trees! Stand up against paper wastage!” and stomp out of the examination hall with your nose in the air.
3) Spill water over your question paper and ask for another one. Spill water again on it and ask for yet another one. Repeat till you’re kicked out.
2) Drown yourself in coffee and lie awake all night. Then fall asleep in the examination hall the next day.
1) Stay at home, bunk the exam. Easy peasy.