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Bazinga: Winter Uniforms in Delhi University

Disclaimer: Bazinga is DU Beat’s weekly column of almost-believable fake news!

With the Aam Aadmi Party coming into power, certain changes are set to rock Delhi University. After proposing reservations, AAP is all set to introduce winter uniforms in all colleges of Delhi University. Students will be required to wear mufflers around their heads just the way our beloved CM Arvind Kejriwal wears it. However the Gandhi topi will be optional so as to not force political affiliations.

The idea behind it is to get some uniformity in the students of Delhi University. The attire will be compulsory in and around campus. Anybody who is seen wearing the muffler will be recognized as a Delhi University student.

However, the party does not want to kill students’ freedom to dress as they want and thus, the colour choice is left open. Students can choose the colour of the muffler they wear and change it and when they desire to.

This rule will be enforced starting 1st February and students violating this rule will be subject to punishment. The teachers will be checking the uniform and ensuring that the rule is followed religiously. Those who don’t follow the dress code can be fined up to Rs 200 depending on the frequency at which the rule is flouted.

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Disclaimer: Bazinga is DU Beat’s weekly column of almost-believable fake news!


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