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Bazinga: New FC on Soul and Spirituality to be introduced

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After having introduced non core courses such as General Science, Psychology, Philosophy and IMBH, the DU is all set to introduce a new subject called – ‘Soul & Spirituality’ for all students of the various FYUP courses. The step has been taken post numerous discussions among the VC, DU curriculum committee and numerous spiritual preachers of country. The subject will draw its basics from Vedas & Upanishads and shall be both theoretical and practical.

The students shall be tested on performance of Yoga aasans like Kapalbhati and AnulomVilom, recitation of shlokas, mantras and hymns. There would also be internal assessment projects where the students would be required to study religious literature and submit their interpretations. The decision has been taken to reportedly ‘channelize the energy of the growing atheist youth towards GOD and his supremacy’ said Baba Satyanash. The talks are on with numerous other members of ABOI, the Association of Babas of India, to take up jobs as Associate professors at the University and enlighten the students with pristine light of wisdom like other FYUP subjects have been doing.

While Baba Shri Bedagarg has agreed to share his knowledge with students of an esteemed DU college, the search for potential professors is still on in others. Unfortunately, the discipline shall be introduced from academic year 2014-15 and current first year FYUP students shall not get the opportunity to study this revolutionary subject. The students, as always have been, are perplexed and doubtful of their future and University’s further steps. The party karyakartas who’ve been silent for long, have got an issue to be vocal about. Seems like yet again the public buses, seemingly the real cause behind the controversy, and are going to ‘feel the heat.

Disclaimer: Bazinga is DU Beat’s weekly column of almost-believable fake news!

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