Q1) My friend has genital warts. I have no idea what that is and I don’t want to ask him because it’d be too awkward. Could you explain?
Aiyyo. Genital warts are nasty business to be sure, child. It is a highly contagious sexually transmitted infection spread through direct skin-to-skin contact during oral, genital, or anal sex with an infected partner. Symptoms are fleshy lumps which start forming around the anus, the shaft or tip of the penis, the scrotum, or in women, inside or outside the vagina. Sometimes, you even get them in the throat or mouth if you’ve been trying oral sex. My condolences to your friend, son. But tell him to take heart! The warts may disappear without any treatment; not to say he shouldn’t seek medical help, ofcourse. I’m all for experimentation, but always with caution, my dears!
Q2) I have a beautiful girlfriend but the trouble is that she has even more beautiful friends! I can’t stop hitting on them. Is it just me or are my hormones playing up?
The typical male, I tell you! Lust after all the women you set your eyes on and then blame the innocent little hormones. Tch tch tch. Wait a minute… that sounds a lot like my good friend Slutty Sexena . But enough of reminiscing over the good old days! Hmm. Well anyway, my Casanova, hitting-vitting is all ok when done discreetly. Otherwise, what you think is harmless appreciation of beauty, may be considered as being lecherous by many. After all, variety is the spice of life! But girls are sensitive creatures you see. So don’t carry it too far. A bird in hand, is always better than two in the bush, remember?