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Fun Careers to Consider After Graduation

Thinking about the future can be stressful– especially when it comes to careers. Here’s a list of careers that will never fail to entertain!

Dreading a dull job? Fearful of monotonous and lame careers? Don’t worry, we are here to save the day! Here’s a list of jobs that are as entertaining as they come!

  • FUN JUICE AUNT

Job description: If your dream career is initiating political discussions at desi dinner tables, then this job is for you!

Minimum Professional Qualifications:

  1. A degree in humanities
  2. A horde of desi relatives
  3. Spitfire sarcasm

Perks: Calling out jocularly trivialised fascism.

Pay packet:

  1. Not being invited to any family gatherings anymore
  2. Admiration of woke young cousins
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  • SPECTER OF GRADUATE DISCONTENTMENT

Job Description: If COVID-19 has eaten through your college years, then this career is for you!

Minimum Professional Qualifications:

  1. Membership of ’21 or ’22 batches
  2.  All-pervading FOMO
  3. Poor internet connection

Pay packet: a free pass to wail backstage at post ’22 fest seasons!

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  • THE MARATHON RUNNER

Job description: If 2020 has awakened the overly productive fitness freak in you, then this career is just perfect for you!

Minimum Professional Qualifications: The desire to wake up at 4 A.M. and run.

Perks: Fitting into your old jeans when this catastrophe is past us!

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  • THE HANDSET HISTORIAN

Job Description: Aggravate your everyday melancholy in 2020 by digging through your phone’s photo gallery! Excavate some golden moments from the days when you used to have a life!

Minimum Professional Qualifications:

  1. Sadness
  2. More sadness
  3. Nostalgia
  4. A penchant to avoid your reality like the plague

Perks: A sudden urge to call your friends and check up on them

Pay Packet: Complete mental collapse

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  • HUMAN PERSONIFICATION OF PURE RAGE

Job Description: In 2020, being human is out of fashion. Become a lingering presence of pure, unadulterated rage!

Minimum Professional Qualifications:

  1. Cutting snark
  2. Inability to deal with fascism apologizers

Perks: Spontaneously combusting when the moral apathy of your audience gets too much to bear.

Pay Packet: Freedom from a perilous existence of compromise and silence.

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  • THE JANE AUSTEN HEROINE

Job Description: Take a turn around the room when the thought of a bright, varsity-worthy day gets too much to bear and fade away into grim sickness at the mere mention of college fests!

Minimum Professional Qualifications:

  1. An incurable longing for the sight of your estranged love: Hudson Lane.
  2. The melodrama of a mid-semester grad-student.

Perks: Swooning onto a couch whenever the cruelty of ‘this age’ and ’this era’ gets too magnanimous.

Pay Packet: Temporary suspension of reality.

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  • THE SLEEPING BEAUTY

Job Description: In case your motivation for life is running out we suggest sound sleep as a top-rated career path!

Minimum Professional Qualifications:

  1. The head and heart of an absolutely DONE grad-student

Perks:

  1. No reality!
  2. No assignments!
  3. No grades!

Pay Packet: Endless sleep!

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Samya Verma
samyasverma.work@gmail.com

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