Category: Top Picks

TOP 5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS

1) Hoard all your belongings and any other stuff you manage to nick and save it for your after-life 2) Pesky neighbours who steal your parking space?...

TOP 5 WAYS TO ACE YOUR PLACEMENT INTERVIEWS

Walk in with a huge pile of flowers and present them to the interviewer with a big smile saying “I just happened to have these lying around at home so I thought I’ll...

TOP 5 WAYS TO BE A BRAT

Ask your parents for stars, Jupiter, an island with coconut trees…etc. and when they refuse, say “You can’t even do this much for me? I hate you!” and bawl...

TOP 5 Ways to save face during Common Wealth Games 2010

During the week of the Games, if a foreigner beside you feels irritated about dirty surroundings and the tacky smell, shrug, wave a hand in front of your face and say,...

Top 5 College Monsters

1)      Principalstein: Monster Supreme. Reigns over institution and inspires fear in the other monsterettes as well. Mission – To exterminate students’...

TOP 5 places where taxpayer’s money is ‘utilized’

In building memorials and statues of Mayawati and her party members to show compassion for our downtrodden Dalit brethren. In the delicious samosas and khadak chai that...

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Top 5 ways to make use of your Rakhi money

5. Let the shopaholic in you take control. Waltz into random malls and buy everything you see!   4. Remember the nasty shopkeeper who refused to bargain when you...

Top 5 ways to avoid getting ragged

5.Hire a beefy bodyguard and hide behind him at any sign of trouble 4. Chin up, chest out. Strut around like you’re Sylvester Stallone from Rambo and look everyone...

Top 5 ways to totally screw up your exam

5) Make a paper-plane out of your question paper and aim it at the invigilator   4) Say something on the lines of “Save our trees! Stand up against paper wastage!”...

TOP 5 ways to take advantage of holi

5) Get back at your annoying roommate who habitually takes over your common bathroom to attend to her toilette by giving her a Holi-style makeover   4) Ask the hot girl...