Category: Top Picks

Top 5 Fashion Crimes

1. Furry bags: Bags that look like they will come alive any second and go “woof!” are not cool. They are meant to carry stuff in, not to be used as substitute pets...

Top 5 Awards That Need to be Introduced in DU

1. For the most consistent bunk-er: For those charitable students who sacrifice their seats in the lecture rooms and choose instead to disperse their pocket money among...

Top 5 things we have learnt from the movie 3 Idiots:

1. The more you refuse a job, the more eager they will be to hire you. 2. One can take a road trip to Ladakh in borrowed pants and bridal dress without bothering to stop...

Top 5 Ways to Counter Global Warming

1. Kidnap all the polar bears and stuff them into your fridge 2. Give the cattle a strict talk on etiquette and the inappropriateness of farting in public 3. Puncture...

TOP 5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS

1) Hoard all your belongings and any other stuff you manage to nick and save it for your after-life 2) Pesky neighbours who steal your parking space?...

TOP 5 WAYS TO ACE YOUR PLACEMENT INTERVIEWS

Walk in with a huge pile of flowers and present them to the interviewer with a big smile saying “I just happened to have these lying around at home so I thought I’ll...

TOP 5 WAYS TO BE A BRAT

Ask your parents for stars, Jupiter, an island with coconut trees…etc. and when they refuse, say “You can’t even do this much for me? I hate you!” and bawl...

TOP 5 Ways to save face during Common Wealth Games 2010

During the week of the Games, if a foreigner beside you feels irritated about dirty surroundings and the tacky smell, shrug, wave a hand in front of your face and say,...

Top 5 College Monsters

1)      Principalstein: Monster Supreme. Reigns over institution and inspires fear in the other monsterettes as well. Mission – To exterminate students’...

TOP 5 places where taxpayer’s money is ‘utilized’

In building memorials and statues of Mayawati and her party members to show compassion for our downtrodden Dalit brethren. In the delicious samosas and khadak chai that...