Category: Weekly Wits

TOP 5 DEMANDS THAT SHOULD BE MADE WHEN UGC COMES A-VISITING

1) Televisions in all colleges. Because our poor overworked brain cells need a break from all the studying and no, free yoga classes will not be accepted as a substitute...

Sex Amma

So this week’s article is combletely dedicated to my girls. You know I actually know that feeling when a girl turns to another and cribs about having the...

Top 5 Fashion Crimes

1. Furry bags: Bags that look like they will come alive any second and go “woof!” are not cool. They are meant to carry stuff in, not to be used as substitute pets...

Sex Amma

Q: My boyfriend is in his late 20s, but this is his first real relationship. As we near our first anniversary, he’s starting to act weird. How can I calm him down...

Sex Amma

Ogay friends! Namaskaram. Now, this week I got a lot of confessions from confused teenagers who clearly did “bad bad” things in their lives. I’m sure...

Top 5 Awards That Need to be Introduced in DU

1. For the most consistent bunk-er: For those charitable students who sacrifice their seats in the lecture rooms and choose instead to disperse their pocket money among...

Sex Amma

Hello kids. Happy now-your-exams-are-over-so-you-can-comfortably-read-me to you!! I don’t get this warped concept in DU. I heard from a highly flustered editor that...

Top 5 things we have learnt from the movie 3 Idiots:

1. The more you refuse a job, the more eager they will be to hire you. 2. One can take a road trip to Ladakh in borrowed pants and bridal dress without bothering to stop...

Stress Amma

Q. I have a lot of difficulties trying to study for my exams. After every 5 minutes I feel the need to go online and check my facebook account. And once I login, I...

Top 5 Ways to Counter Global Warming

1. Kidnap all the polar bears and stuff them into your fridge 2. Give the cattle a strict talk on etiquette and the inappropriateness of farting in public 3. Puncture...