Category: Weekly Wits

TOP 5 places where taxpayer’s money is ‘utilized’

In building memorials and statues of Mayawati and her party members to show compassion for our downtrodden Dalit brethren. In the delicious samosas and khadak chai that...

It’s all in your head

Smack, crack, DMT, cocaine, LSD, mescaline, horse tranquilizers, nitros, valiums, opium, psilocybin and then of course marijuana; for some reason the very mention of...

Sex Amma

Q: The other day, my boyfriend called me by the name of another woman while we were in bed. I got very pissed off. But he swore he didn’t even know anyone by that...

Candid Canvas

Credits: Pavni Poddar Think you can do better? Send in your entries to beat.du@gmail.com It can be a photograph, painting, anime  or graffiti. Basically anything your...

Sex Amma

Is it advisable to have sex during periods? Will I get pregnant? Sex during periods? Rama, rama! But it is so icky, no? And it’s only a few days in a month that you...

Sex Amma

Is it okay for a 27-year-old and a 14-year-old to be together? *jaw drops*. And NO! Aiyo rama rama, STOP THIS RELATIONSHIP. Does the 27year old even remember what it was...

Sex Amma

Q1: Amma, does kissing or licking a girl’s vagina equal having intercourse with her? Can it cause pregnancy? ANS: Kids kids. I have to say this. Please send in...

Sex Amma

Ques: Does masturbation really lead to acne? Ans:  Firztly, thaankyou HT city for that awezzome article that you wrote about me. I mean I always thought I was something...

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Top 5 ways to make use of your Rakhi money

5. Let the shopaholic in you take control. Waltz into random malls and buy everything you see!   4. Remember the nasty shopkeeper who refused to bargain when you...

Sex Amma

Q) A girl in my class has suddenly started acting weird around me. She’s very touchy-feely and keeps saying bizarre things that make me very uncomfortable. I think she...