Category: Weekly Wits

Top 5 Ways to Counter Global Warming

1. Kidnap all the polar bears and stuff them into your fridge 2. Give the cattle a strict talk on etiquette and the inappropriateness of farting in public 3. Puncture...

Sex Amma

Q: So I have my best friend’s birthday party coming up and you know, I’m the kind who’d never wear a dress because it’s so “pink” and...

Sex Amma

Q: My problem is simple. I have a ” so-called” friend of Face book who’s pretty and nice and all those things I’d want to “see” in...

TOP 5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS

1) Hoard all your belongings and any other stuff you manage to nick and save it for your after-life 2) Pesky neighbours who steal your parking space?...

Sex Amma

Q: You know I don’t mean to brag or anything. So please trust me when I say that I’ve always been asked out. I’ve always had to answer and have never...

TOP 5 WAYS TO ACE YOUR PLACEMENT INTERVIEWS

Walk in with a huge pile of flowers and present them to the interviewer with a big smile saying “I just happened to have these lying around at home so I thought I’ll...

Sex Amma

Q: You know Amma it’s strange but the menstrual cycle of my group of friends tends to sync up? It’s very absurd. Is there a concrete cause? A: Haha....

TOP 5 WAYS TO BE A BRAT

Ask your parents for stars, Jupiter, an island with coconut trees…etc. and when they refuse, say “You can’t even do this much for me? I hate you!” and bawl...

Sex Amma

Q:  What should I tell you about my problem? I have a sweet girl in my class but haven’t had any girlfriend till now. It’s really scary for me to talk to...

TOP 5 Ways to save face during Common Wealth Games 2010

During the week of the Games, if a foreigner beside you feels irritated about dirty surroundings and the tacky smell, shrug, wave a hand in front of your face and say,...