Category: Weekly Wits

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Q: Periods are a pain. I know a lot happens during this time of the month but I’ve started to get diarrhoea. Why this now? A: Arrey for this one I had to do so...

Top 5 College Monsters

1)      Principalstein: Monster Supreme. Reigns over institution and inspires fear in the other monsterettes as well. Mission – To exterminate students’...

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Q: I’m in a serious problem. I was very stupid to have sex without protection. It all happened in a hurry. How soon can I know whether I’ve contracted an...

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Q. I sometimes use my boyfriend’s razor. Is it safe? A: Owlright now. If your boyfriend your man has cold sores, warts or hepatitis B or C, the virus could very...

TOP 5 places where taxpayer’s money is ‘utilized’

In building memorials and statues of Mayawati and her party members to show compassion for our downtrodden Dalit brethren. In the delicious samosas and khadak chai that...

It’s all in your head

Smack, crack, DMT, cocaine, LSD, mescaline, horse tranquilizers, nitros, valiums, opium, psilocybin and then of course marijuana; for some reason the very mention of...

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Q: The other day, my boyfriend called me by the name of another woman while we were in bed. I got very pissed off. But he swore he didn’t even know anyone by that...

Candid Canvas

Credits: Pavni Poddar Think you can do better? Send in your entries to beat.du@gmail.com It can be a photograph, painting, anime  or graffiti. Basically anything your...

Sex Amma

Is it advisable to have sex during periods? Will I get pregnant? Sex during periods? Rama, rama! But it is so icky, no? And it’s only a few days in a month that you...

Sex Amma

Is it okay for a 27-year-old and a 14-year-old to be together? *jaw drops*. And NO! Aiyo rama rama, STOP THIS RELATIONSHIP. Does the 27year old even remember what it was...