Category: Bazinga

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Bazinga: Only Shades Of Saffron Allowed For Holi

The Bharatiya Jabardasti Patriotic Party (BJPP) has issued a notification banning the use of all colours except shades of saffron during Holi this year. The State office...

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Bazinga: DU to not set cutoffs based on board percentage for the year 2016-17

Delhi University in its ever lasting desire to change the very dynamics of education in our country have made their most drastic announcement since that of the failed...

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Bazinga: Delhi Government Announces Odd-Even Scheme For Fests

The Aam Aadmi Party led by CM Arvind Kejriwal today announced the rolling out of odd-even scheme in DU fests. According to the notice issued by CM’s office, boys...

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Bazinga: Kejriwal orders all DU Colleges to have muffler stall at their fests

Disclaimer: Bazinga is DU Beat’s weekly column of almost believable fake news! With the fest season around the corner, and Delhi Government being in the mood to...

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Bazinga: DU announces year back for students who write 2015 on assignments

The concept of a year back which we thought had been done away with ever since DU decided to have each of its current three batches following a different system, seems...

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Bazinga: University introduces cut-offs to attend fests

In a shocking turn of events, the University of Delhi (DU) has issued orders for all the students scoring less than 45% marks in the last semester examination to be...

Bazinga: DU to ban skirts for girls sighting cold days ahead

A university considered liberal when it comes to choice of attire, DU has now decided to pass a new notification that will ban skirts for girls early next semester. The...

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Bazinga: DU students exempted from odd-even rule; car-poolers to get free internal marks

Achhe din arrived for students of DU today as Delhi Chief Minister, Arvind Kejriwal, announced in an address to students at DU’s North Campus that Delhi University...

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Bazinga: DU to send Results Home via Post

This year, Delhi University is planning to take out the results in a way which will totally revolutionize the procedure. Yes, no more blockages in the website and the...

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Bazinga: DU to release cut-offs to pass every Semester

Everyone who thought the traumatic impact of DU’s sky high cut-offs was an experience they wouldn’t have to endure for a second time in life, think again!...