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Sex Amma: Parents walking in at the wrong moment?

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Dear Amma, I’m an eighteen year old boy who has never had a lot of female friends. I finally have a girlfriend now but I’m scared to bring her home. I don’t know how to go about the ‘deed’. And wait! What if my parents walk in or catch us? It happened with a friend of mine and ever since then, I’m really worried about this. I’m excited yet nervous at the same time. Help!

Aiyyo rama! You poor macchi, so stressed! Now that you finally have your share of idlis in your life, why so scared? The deed is easy, if you and your girlfriend are comfortable and relaxed! You have already fallen off the tree. Just make your way through the sands of this beach to the right location. All will be fine.  Once under the cover, the dosa itself figures out the way.. And your rajni will be happy, aiyyo. Don’t worry so much, this is supposed to be fun, remember?

As for parents walking in? Why would you bring her over when your parents are at home? Not wise, little idli. Parents are anyway very suspicious of what their kids are up to. Add a girlfriend in your room in the mix? All hell might just break lose. Think about it, will you be able to relax, knowing that your parents are in the next room?  Plan a little ahead, make sure you two are alone and have enough time to yourselves.

Providing guidance to the students of DU since 2008 on matters of sex, dating and intimacy, Amma is back again this week with her dose of advice. Want to ask Amma a query? Mail it to [email protected].

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