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Seems like the anti incumbency wave that hit the Parliament this May, was majorly the people’s desire to usher an era of change. And, the famous development model, and the man behind it,both have become the unanimous choice of the people as the harbingers of such claimed prosperity and change, the ‘Achche Din’.
While P.M. to be is yet to be sworn in for the designation and hasn’t yet assumed the office, the impact of his great aura, exemplary vision and impeccable principles has begun to trickle down. The oldest of the political bodies in India has been decimated, the common man’s party is undergoing an existence crisis, and the winning party is all set to make history forming a government, unopposed.
The trickle down isn’t limited to political, financial and economic spheres but have also affected the realm of Delhi University. In a startling event yesterday,the D.U. officials did not summon the police to curb the menace caused by a protest staged by group of students outside the V.C.’s office at North Campus. Instead, they came out of the air conditioned offices and engaged in a dialogue with the protesting students, offering solutions to their problems.
Thus, the officials who have become disciplined and wary of being observed, are trying to follow the ethical code of conduct to avoid facing any music in this phase of transition from a callous to tightly held government.
Adhering to the party’s manifesto promises about withdrawal of F.Y.U.P., the would be Minister of Education in the new Parliamentary cabinet has rebuked F.Y.U.P. calling it “non essential activity of blindly aping education structure of West”. Also, the would be Minister of Human Resources, has called it “a wasteful exploitation of young minds, serving no good.” However, any concrete steps in this regard haven’t been taken.
“The new Education Department is working upon its policies, there shall be the introduction of some new subjects like ‘Hegemony: The Concept and Thrust’ and ‘Section 377: The Law, The Ideals and Beyond’ at the under graduation level in all universities of India to connect the youth to the core of India.” said a newly elected M.P.
Rumour has it, that the Delhi University logo shall be given a brand new saffron background and that it shall be beautified with the party symbol flowers garnered all over. Why not? After all, D.U. is the face of India and Indian education.
Meanwhile the University official’s bid to appear in good books of the new management of the country has left the college authorities in trouble. “We’ve been accustomed to do things our way,without any interference from previous state or central government. Aaj bachche hostel maang rahe hai. Kal achha khaana maangenge. Fir bolenge pani ke taps theek karao, ladkiyoko suraksha do. Aisa kab tak chalega? ” said, a reputed college’s principal on condition of anonymity.
‘Achche Din’ aane waale hain, yes!
Disclaimer: Bazinga is DU Beat’s weekly column of almost believable fake news!
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