Dear Amma, I’m a 19 year old girl and I’ve never gotten intimate. I’ve often heard people say that the bigger a man’s foot size, the bigger is his you-know-what. Recently, I have begun to get really aroused every time I see a guy with big shoes. It gets pretty embarrassing, especially in crowded public places, as I can’t stop staring and fantasizing. Please help!
Aiyyo, you poor misled machhi! A man’s feet and his crisp paper dosa are about as related as an idli and uthappam- The basic make up is similar, but the size, shape and thickness may vary greatly.
Although some studies have shown a correlation between the size of a man’s fingers and toes and the wonder down under, Amma knows better than to judge chutney by its colour. Once you have dipped your idlis in as many sambhars as I have, you will realise that sometimes a guppy fish is better endowed than a manly salmon. Even if your partner isn’t as hefty as you’d hoped, don’t spoil your batter. After all, it’s not the size of the dosa, but the quality if the masala that matters!
Once you realise how petty it is to worry about a dosa’s length, you will automatically stop gawking at Mr. Big Shoes. As for fantasizing in public places, who doesn’t? 😉
Known for being one of the concluding fests of Delhi University’s fest season of 2014, Ambrosia, the cultural festival of Delhi College of Arts & Commerce kick started on the morning of Wednesday, April 2nd, 2014. The festival began with a guest lecture by Ms. Vidushi Chaturvedi, Education Director, NDMC. The learned lady stressed upon the real meaning of education, asked the youth to successfully challenize their untapped potential and powerhouse of energy for the best of society. ” Stay intoxicated. Stay aware.” Ms. Chaturvedi added, as she stressed upon the need of youth to forgo the corporate MNC culture and step in the arena of public services.
Ms. Vidushi Chaturvedi, Education Director, NDMC addressing the students and teachers at the inaugural of Ambrosia’2014 – DCAC’s annual cultural festival.
The Winner’s Tally [Events Scheduled for Ambrosia Day – One]
1. The Rangoli Designing competition
Theme – Dance of Life.
Winner – Kaushal ( Bhaskaracharya College of Applied Sciences)
Runner Up – Vijay Sharma ( Sri Venkateswara College)
The Winning Rangoli: Kaushal (Bhaskaracharya College of Applied Sciences)
The Runner Up Rangoli: Vijay Sharma ( Sri Venkateswara College)
A beautiful interpretation of ‘Dance of Life’: Ennam Pathak (D.C.A.C.)
The participants explaining their interpretation to the jury members.
2. The Quiz Competition
First prize – Gokul S & Balasubramanyam P. (ARSD College & Hans Raj College)
Second Prize – Shubham Prakhar & Kritin Gupta (N.S.I.T.)
Third Prize – Saumya Sagar & Althaf Majeed (A.I.I.M.S.)
3. The Solo Dance Competition
First Prize – Akriti ( Belly Dancing)
Second Prize – A tie between Sakshi ( Contemporary) & Shashi ( Urban)
4. Nukkad Natak: The Street Play Competition (presented by DCAC’s Leher)
Winners: Trinity College
Runners Up: Hans Raj College ( Rehaayi)
Judged By – Eminent theatre and cinema personalities Mrs. Beena Singh & Mrs. Poonaam Mathur
The OC, team of Leher with jury members: Mrs. Beena Singh & Mrs. Poonaam Thakur.
The much appreciated play in DU circuits, ‘Rehaayi’ by Hans Raj College: Runners Up at Ambrosia’s Nukkad Natak.
The guest performance by the famous ‘Khanabdosh’ society at DCAC’s ‘Nukkad Natak’
The winners from Trinity College being felicitated by the distinguished jury.
5. The Battle of Bands
Winners – Hashtag Projekt
Judged By – Mr. Jagtinder Singh ( lead vocalist in Indian Saber)
6.The Weight Lifting Competition
Under 80 kilograms
First Position – Gaurav (Bhagat Singh College)
Second Position – Jagtar Singh Dhillon ( Delhi College of Arts & Commerce)
The Weight lifting competition at DCAC’s Ambrosia in progress.
Above 80 kilograms
First Position – Harsh Yadav ( Delhi College of Arts & Commerce)
Second Position – Sumit ( Dyal Singh College)
7.The Debate
Best Team – Shashank & Anju ( ARSD College)
Runners Up – Srijana Upadhyaya & Monica Pradhan ( Delhi College of Arts & Commerce & Motilal Nehru College)
Best Speaker – Salil (Delhi College of Arts & Commerce)
Best Interjection – Prashant ( Hans Raj College)
8. The Fashion Show
First Position – P.G.D.A.V. College
Second Position – College of Vocational Studies
Third Position – Dyal Singh College ( Evening)
The day ended with exhilarating musical performances by two famous bands playing altogether different genres catering to the taste of all people. While one performance was by the alternative rock band ‘Circus’ the second performance was by the Sufi music band ‘ Centrifugal’. As people threw their hands in air with the former performance, the latter was rather a delightful soul touching one. This musical note was further carried forward with the DJ night.
Altogether, Day One at Ambrosia was replete with numerous fun packed events. Day Two too, has some interesting events like bad singing & dancing, self composed poetry,scavenger hunt & tug of war lined up. The festival shall culminate with Punjabi singer & ‘Rap da Badshah’ Bohemia performing at DCAC live.
See what Bohemia has got to say before his performance, to all his fans!
st March 2014 and the badge holders of this newly formed committee have been assigned their duties for the Lok Sabha elections campaigning. Ankit Dedha, the National Secretary of NSUI said “Parliamentary seats like Meerut, Bareilly and Agra have been selected with established universities and election campaigns and awareness meetings are held in these selected cities, wherein Congress’s manifesto is being read out and students are explained the benefits associated to them, mentioned in the manifesto”
Chattra YUVA Sangharsh Samiti (CYSS), the students’ wing of AAP has also been effective in gathering support for its parent party. Avinash, member of CYSS, said, “We have been part of the road shows that have been conducted by AAP under Kejriwal’s leadership. The members of CYSS have been active in appealing people, especially students by creating awareness programs and distributing pamphlets, in support of various candidates of AAP.”
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