Aries Your partner might not approve of your love of smelling petrol.
Taurus If you’re gay, the Supreme Court of India is not compatible with you. It will tend to go yes and no.
Gemini It’s imperative that you attend all the weddings this season.
Cancer If you keep your eyes open, you might just land a job as the tandoor-wala at a wedding.
Leo To win back your girlfriend, you need to out-do Howard Wolowitz’s song for Bernadette in BBT Season 7.
Virgo Wearing a sweatshirt with shorts and bathroom chappals does not make you look like a shareef ghar ka bachcha. Please follow your Mum’s advice and refrain.
Libra Yo Yo Honey Singh was inspired to write Blue Eyez after seeing your drunken eyes at a bar. Congratulations!
Scorpio Having two equally talkative girls sitting on your left and right is not a good idea.
Sagittarius It isn’t socially acceptable to go to Dilli Haat and buy posters from the stall at the gate, and nothing from the inside.
Capricorn If you’re a girl, it’s possible you’ve helped your Mum wear sarees a hundred times already in the last month
Aquarius Now would be a good time to pour whiskey in your glass and pass it off as Appy if questioned by your parents, quite a reversal from your childhood days when Appy was the coolest thing to drink in a glass.
Pisces Now that Koffee with Karan is back, you might just be the new guest.