Ogay friends! Namaskaram. Now, this week I got a lot of confessions from confused teenagers who clearly did “bad bad” things in their lives. I’m sure there are many more to come, but my column today will be called “Confessions”. Don’t stop reading, I’m not disclosing your identity. *wink wink to the naughty boy/girl*. It was fun reading them and I’m a little stuck up with my PhD thesis this week, so this works out well. Here’s presenting confessions. Also, I’d really want to thank ABC and LMN. *second wink wink to the naughty boy/girl*.
1. My friend Seema had been out on a few dates with this guy, Raj, whom we both went to school with. I knew she really liked him, but it didn’t stop me from having a huge crush on him too. One night, I called Seema to see what she was doing. When she said she was about to call Raj and ask him to dinner, I got really jealous. I told her I was going to stay in and watch TV, but the second I hung up, I dialed Raj’s number and invited him over. When he got to my place, we ordered food and snuggled up on the couch to watch a movie. An hour or so later, Seema showed up at my door and explained that since Raj had other plans, she thought she’d come over and hang out. I told her I was about to go to bed, but when she looked past me and saw Raj on the couch, I was totally busted.
Laul, ABC, Laul! You naughty naughty girl. All i can say is, keep the adventure up. Come on, Sex Amma can’t be all gooody gooody all the time. Allow me to say “have fun”. Oh oh, or like you guys keep saying, “studhy hard and parrrty hardher!”
2. When my friend Rajni started dating a guy I liked, I was jealous. But they seemed to make a good couple, so I tried to be happy for her. Then I found out Rajni was being unfaithful. Each time she told me about one of her flings, I’d think that her boyfriend deserved someone better — like me. Finally, I called and gave him a list of guys with whom Rajni had cheated. He dumped her, and we started dating. Rajni still doesn’t know how he found out.
Dear LMN. I like your guts very much. And in all my goodness, I have to say that the poor boy must be luggy to have you today. I hope you’re still with him. Rajni had obvious commitment issues. So, All’z well that end’z well.
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