The time now seems exceeding ripe for a crash-course in the very basics that you young ones seems so sadly unaware of.
Many times I have had to suppress a worried pinch while reading the letters that you all write to me demanding explanations. It seems that even without access to more technology, I enjoyed the fruits of knowledge at a far younger age. But fear not children for I will guide you to the glorious path and not let you stumble.
The 1st step- Once the initial hiccups of tension are over and done away with, land that perfect smack-a-doodle-doo and enjoy it. Note without tongue, you are NOT making out, you are just faking…
The 2nd step- For many people this can be the most worrisome phase with sweaty palms barring the way to joyful experimentation. That being said, talking about it with your partner and knowing each other’ comfort zone is essential. You may begin by moving below the neck at a slow pace using your hands and mouth to bring a restless smile on your partner’s face! Make sure you are not too rough, unless that remains a prerequisite. Wink wink!
The 3rd step- By this time both people involved should be relatively comfortable with moving on. Discover each others sensitive points and you’ll be surprised to know how much fun that can be. The trick would be to do what you would want to be done to you. Experimenting, especially below the belt, is the way to go! Do whatever it takes to wipe the blissful smile of your partner’s face and replace it with sweat! (Obviously of the good kind there are no edible fruits down there! Reference to Bananas and Punani’s for the not so wise)
The 4th step- There is no real way to go about the “deed”. It’s about knowing what is comfortable for the both of you. It remains different for different people. Remember to use protection, and pleasure is your right, and don’t let go until you get it! Sigh, and get it…sigh..and get it…sigh…and over again…sigh…and sighhhh…
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